This is The Head Saltine speaking. I regret to inform you all that the attack against our citizens by The Estrogen Fueled Raging Terrorist Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft and her band of Naughty Nannas continues unabated. We are doing everything we can to bring Granny Susan and her Raging Granny Menace to justice but she's damn smart and very quick and elusive. We will get her. Until we do we urge the utmost of caution when dealing with all Grannies. You just never know which Grannies would stab you to death with a knitting needle for looking at them wrong and steal your money to play bingo with just for good measure. Caution is the watchword of the day my Kracker Kinfolk. It could be worse YOU could be on Granny's shit list like this Cracker. DAMN what did this Dumbass do to Granny to warrant this?
STAY VIGILANT KRACKERS
Paul Stanner The Head Saltine
DAMN Granny looks like she's ready to kick some Kracker Butt in this photo !! Is that her Assault Rat on her shoulder?