This is The Head Saltine Paul Stanner speaking. I have been advised by Major Diz Astor of The TEA And Crackers Homeland Security Department to inform you that that nefarious Politically Rabble Rousing Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft and her political terrorist group The Raging Granny Menace have infiltrated their spies into TEA And Crackers and our Allies governments and cultural , educational and social institutions . You would be wise to watch what you say lest your loose tongue come back to bite you right in your Cracker ass as in the video below.
You have been WARNED !!!
The Head Saltine Of TEA And Crackers
There they are Ladies and Gentlemen in all their delightfully confused terrorist splendor the group that was singularly responsible for a drop in the price of Idaho Russett potatoes. The Raging Granny Menace.