Dear Cracker Friends :
This is The Head Saltine Paul Stanner speaking. I'm pleased to be able to tell you that there has been a rather interesting development in our investigation of The Raging Granny Menace. It seems thet the head of these Mistresses Of Mayhem The Estrogen Fueled Raging Granny Terroist Susan Steffen - Kraft has a Royal admirerer. Will love conquer The Raging Granny Menace. Stay tuned to The Granny Channel and I'm sure we'll all find out in due course. I know I'm all abuzz with anticipation.
Paul Stanner The Head Saltine
There he is Ladies and Gentlemen The Carpet King in all his Regal glory. What the Hell is that in his beard?
This is The Head Saltine Paul Stanner speaking. I'm pleased to be able to tell you that there has been a rather interesting development in our investigation of The Raging Granny Menace. It seems thet the head of these Mistresses Of Mayhem The Estrogen Fueled Raging Granny Terroist Susan Steffen - Kraft has a Royal admirerer. Will love conquer The Raging Granny Menace. Stay tuned to The Granny Channel and I'm sure we'll all find out in due course. I know I'm all abuzz with anticipation.
Paul Stanner The Head Saltine
There he is Ladies and Gentlemen The Carpet King in all his Regal glory. What the Hell is that in his beard?
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