Granny Crash vs Eight Toes
Dear Kracker Friends :
This is Paul Stanner speaking. Yes yes it's time again for me to write my monthly article for The Granny Channel. Today I have a real doozy for you. I'm going to tell you about Granny's latest escapade. Even I couldn't believe she did this. It was a new high in the annals of the ADD Afflicted. I see this one getting into The ADD Afflicted Hall Of Fame. It's one thing to run around the supermarket without your pants on and scare the Hell out of the butcher and countless Granpa shoppers with heart conditions but it's quite another to do what she did last night.
I've told many of you that follow me frequently how dangerous it often is to live with Granny. You guys just kind of chuckle and slough it off as " poetic license " for the story's sake. The truth is that quite a bit of the time Granny is very dangerous. I do not mean that she is dangerous in a malevolent violent psychotic way but rather in an ADD Afflicted unable to focus sort of way. I'm usually scared to death to go near her unless I'm wearing my combat equipment. Alzhemiers Disease and ADD in combination is a lethal cocktail indeed. It's a miracle I've survived Granny this long.
Check out the pics below.
The pictures below are of Chianne Joy " Eight Toes " , Granny's granddaughter , as she was telling me at the hospital how she was going to blackmail " Granny Crash " Susan Steffen-Kraft for a new I phone because " Granny Crash " ran over her foot with the family car and of " Eight Toes " explaining to me what a good laugh she was going to have at Granny Crash's expense. I'll let you figure out which is which. I see an Academy Award in your future " Eight Toes ". I see psychotherapy in your future Granny Crash. Seek help ---- PLEASE ---- I could be next.