By Paul Stanner
The Kleveland Kracker Korner
God Guns And Country
By Paul Stanner
Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Paul Stanner , The Head Saltine , speaking. I know I know you're wondering what the Hell I'm doing on The Granny Channel. That question will be answered in a moment. Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft asked me to do a guest column. I guess she must need a break. Perhaps her Alzheimer's is acting up and she forgot that she IS The Granny Channel. She asked me to do it because I am an excellent writer according to her. I however think that she has ulterior motives. Granny wanted me to write an article about the famous Obama quote " God , guns and country " which he had the very bad taste to say to the local people in rural Pennsylvania. She said that she thought I'd be very eloquent on that topic. She also wanted me to post some pics of Idaho " God , gun and country " country. As I suspected my suspicions were confirmed. The Technologically Challenged Granny Susan hasn't figured out how to do a slide show yet. I know damn well Granny can write this article very eloquently herself but let's just say she can be damn persuasive when she wants to be. There is a method behind Granny's madness. Initially I was hesitant to do this article for her but Granny was not having no for an answer. It was time for Granny to kick it into third gear. Right before my eyes she morphed from The Kind Sweet Gentle Loving Technologically Challenged Granny into The Flirting And Flattering Granny. Trust me guys there are few men alive that can resist The Flirting And Flattering Granny. I'm not one of them thank God. The next step would have been The Dominatrix Granny. With a flick of her Magical Purple Feather Duster I would have been reduced to a quivering mass of whimpering purple man servant. I'm way too young to meet my demise at the hands of Granny's Purple Perversions. The article is Below. Not to worry it will be a very short one. lol
The 2014 Congressional elections are creeping ever closer. I think perhaps all Americans need a reminder of exactly what they stand to lose if The Republicans do not win The House Of Representatives and the Senate. I will be considering that very carefully lest I lose my " God gun and country " to these pernicious weeds infesting Humanity's Garden known as Liberals. Below is a little reminder of exactly what you have to lose. The photos were taken in and around Notus , Idaho in Aug. of 2013. Enjoy them and remember to vote Republican, and NOT RINO Republican. Oh and for those of you that might need a little extra motivation The Usurper - In - Chief's exact quote to the good folks of rural Pennsylvania in which he pontificates upon his feelings about them is below. "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." -- Barack Obama
God it makes you proud to be American doesn't it ?