Dear Friends :Friends the Chinese way is to make life as difficult as possible for everybody and doubly so for the lao wai { foreigners }. Even the most difficult things are made excruciatingly difficult. If you're an American think of opening a bank account in China as going to The Department Of Motor Vehicle in America and multiply The Frustration Factor by 50. This is the Chinese mentality for handling all the mundane chores of life. For further examples of this click on the following links. " Lucidity Is THE Enemy # 4 : The Underwear Bomber " " Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season " Due to this Chinese stupidity I needed much help with such things as shopping on the internet , booking hotel rooms , wiring money home and making arrangements to come home. I guess it's true that if you seek God will make sure you receive. He provided me with two of the most Christian women I've ever known. Both of these ladies " talk the talk " AND " walk the walk " as way too many Christians do not.Their names were The Kind Gentle Sweet Loving Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft and Queen Yes Dear Esther Ferencz. Two of the sweetest ladies with true Christian hearts that I've ever known. When they found out I was coming home they were both thrilled that I was making China a distant memory. When I got home they helped me get resettled and then they decided I need a female in my life. I've learned that when these two ladies get their respective minds made up resistance to their plans is futile. They were determined that I needed a lady . The best I could do to discourage them was to make my desired wishes in a female as difficult for them to fill as possible. They were not to be deterred. Being a huge fan of strong sexy beautiful Aryan Goddesses that is what I asked for .You will see pics and vids of the new female in my life below. God has a divinely perverted sense of humor as do Granny and Queen Yes Dear. These two Christian Ladies with the gentle spirit had something completely different in mind. The Kind Sweet Gentle Loving Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft is on the left and Queen Yes Dear AKA Esther Ferencz is on the right. And now without further ado lets have a look at the Aryan Goddess that these two gentle-hearted Christian Ladies brought into my life. And there she is The Aryan Goddess that the two Christian Ladies brought into my life. Well done Granny and Queen
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Steven Mark Pilling
12/31/2013 02:16:15 pm
I actually missed this until now. Paul: It is part of the vicious female nature to make sure that no man remains unattached for long. We must all be provided with a feminine overseer to make sure that our earnings are properly spent (on them) and that we never have a moment's peace besides. They can't help it. It's genetic and glandular. Your only hope of masculine salvation is to do what I did. 1) Establish a barn full of utterly dependent and sex crazed young women who have yet to be corrupted in the ways of female dominance. 2) Maintain a military perimeter around your domicile complete with mines, booby traps (no pun intended), trip flares and flame fougasses. It's the only way for a man to live. Susan knows this. That's why she hates me so!! Esther, on the other hand, is welcome anytime. Once removed from Susan's evil influence, I'm sure she'll make a splendid addition to my household here in Texas. In selecting your future sanctum in Idaho, let me suggest some abandoned Air Force radar sites located on high mountains. They are generally cheap, well constructed and defensible. Good luck!
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