Dear Kracker Friends :
The Granny Channel is getting very tired of the cultural rot that Hollywood passes of as entertainment these days. We've noticed that many people are saying this but nobody seems to be doing anything to eradicate these evil purveyors of Hollywood trash. We here at The Granny Channel do not just talk the talk we also very definitely walk the walk.
The Granny Channel is pleased to announce that we have procured a litter of Justin Bieber Cats. We intend to train these cats with the goal of turning them loose in Hollywood to eradicate the filth emanating from La La Land. We hope you wish us well in our battle with these purveyors of mindless evil pap.
The Granny Channel , eliminating cultural rot one Hollywood icon at a time. FEED THE CAT!!