Dear Friends :
One of the things which drives me nuts about Facebook is that anybody can add me to any group they choose without my permission , indeed without even asking me if I want to be a member. As the vast majority of you know it so seldom works out for anybody concerned when that happens. Every now and then though it does work out and sometimes with hilarious results. Recently I was added to a Facebook group entitled Straight Talk America. I initially didn't even look at the group. I quite frankly was too lazy to just leave the group. One day out of curiosity I went in and took a look. While there I happened to notice that a very good Conservative friend of mine was a member. I decided to observe for about a couple of weeks. It didn't take me long to figure out that this group was BATSHIT FREAKIING CRAZY LIBERAL HEAVEN. I decided that a dash of Conservatism was needed for a tiny bit of balance. Now mind you I wasn't interested in debating these crazy ass Libs Hell I didn't even want to talk to them. I posted my content and left hoping that maybe one or two would read something that would spark a fit of sanity in them. It wasn't to be. About a week went by and sure enough one of these Libs couldn't resist the temptation to comment on my posts in their usual eloquent way. I probably don't need to tell you this but the only weapon a Lib knows how to use is his / her Assault Mouth. Well I'm not frightened of any Lib Assault Mouth so I replied. Why is it that every time a Conservative gives a Lib the rope they accept it and go look for a horse and a tree so they can hang themselves? It wasn't too long before I had a BIG bunch of Libs that thought it would be fun to gang Assault Mouth The BIG Bad Nasty Mean Racist Misogynist Homophobic Xenophobic Conservative. That was their first mistake. I'm certain that it won't be their last. I held my own by myself quite well for quite a while. I then decided that since these Libs were exceptionally crazy that some of my Conservative friends would like a piece of the action so I started slowly inviting them. It's been all downhill since that time for the Libs and damn hilarious for us Conservatives. You would not believe some of the Lib Loons I've met. You will get to some of them in the coming weeks and months though count on it. My time spent at this group has been so hilarious that I've decided to start writing about about it so without further ado let's get to our next episode of ------
Stump The Libs : History Quiz # 1 Edition
One of the things which drives me nuts about Facebook is that anybody can add me to any group they choose without my permission , indeed without even asking me if I want to be a member. As the vast majority of you know it so seldom works out for anybody concerned when that happens. Every now and then though it does work out and sometimes with hilarious results. Recently I was added to a Facebook group entitled Straight Talk America. I initially didn't even look at the group. I quite frankly was too lazy to just leave the group. One day out of curiosity I went in and took a look. While there I happened to notice that a very good Conservative friend of mine was a member. I decided to observe for about a couple of weeks. It didn't take me long to figure out that this group was BATSHIT FREAKIING CRAZY LIBERAL HEAVEN. I decided that a dash of Conservatism was needed for a tiny bit of balance. Now mind you I wasn't interested in debating these crazy ass Libs Hell I didn't even want to talk to them. I posted my content and left hoping that maybe one or two would read something that would spark a fit of sanity in them. It wasn't to be. About a week went by and sure enough one of these Libs couldn't resist the temptation to comment on my posts in their usual eloquent way. I probably don't need to tell you this but the only weapon a Lib knows how to use is his / her Assault Mouth. Well I'm not frightened of any Lib Assault Mouth so I replied. Why is it that every time a Conservative gives a Lib the rope they accept it and go look for a horse and a tree so they can hang themselves? It wasn't too long before I had a BIG bunch of Libs that thought it would be fun to gang Assault Mouth The BIG Bad Nasty Mean Racist Misogynist Homophobic Xenophobic Conservative. That was their first mistake. I'm certain that it won't be their last. I held my own by myself quite well for quite a while. I then decided that since these Libs were exceptionally crazy that some of my Conservative friends would like a piece of the action so I started slowly inviting them. It's been all downhill since that time for the Libs and damn hilarious for us Conservatives. You would not believe some of the Lib Loons I've met. You will get to some of them in the coming weeks and months though count on it. My time spent at this group has been so hilarious that I've decided to start writing about about it so without further ado let's get to our next episode of ------
Stump The Libs : History Quiz # 1 Edition
Libs we are going to make it a little harder for you today. We are going to give a short American History Quiz. This quiz will consist of three questions. Since we have absolutely zero faith that you know anything of American History we have included some pictures with each question to help you out .Your job is to convince us , your Conservative brothers and sisters , that you have a good knowledge of American History. The Lib that gets the highest grade will get a free video of The Congressional Black Caucuses vacation trip to Cuba .Good luck Libs.
Here are your questions Libs . Take your time THINK Carefully. You know us Conservative Krackers are out to get you Libs. It's a vile , racist , misogynist plot against you financed by Rush Limbaugh and The Krackers. It might be a trick question.
1. Who is the Father Of Our Country
A. Marcus Garvey
B. DaRay Clemmons
C. Simon Bolivar
D. George Washington
E. Chairman Mao
F. Notorious BIG
1. Who is the Father Of Our Country
A. Marcus Garvey
B. DaRay Clemmons
C. Simon Bolivar
D. George Washington
E. Chairman Mao
F. Notorious BIG
2. Where is Iwo Jima
A. France
B. Vermont
C. Uruguay
D. Russia
E. The South Pacific
F. Greece
A. France
B. Vermont
C. Uruguay
D. Russia
E. The South Pacific
F. Greece
3. Who did America fight in World War Two
A. Argentina
B. New Mexico
C. Japan
D. Albania
E. Costa Rica
F. Germany
A. Argentina
B. New Mexico
C. Japan
D. Albania
E. Costa Rica
F. Germany
That will conclude this episode of Stump The Liberal. Were you happy that I made it a bit more difficult for our Libs in this episode. If they do well on this quiz we'll keep increasing the difficulty level . We need to be gentle and bring them along slowly Krackers since they actually have to THINK about these. We wouldn't want to stress out people that truly believe that Obamaphones are free now would we?
Tune in next for the next episode of Stump The Liberals and see how they did on this quiz. Until then remember to be a kind compassionate Conservative and spay or neuter your Liberals
Tune in next for the next episode of Stump The Liberals and see how they did on this quiz. Until then remember to be a kind compassionate Conservative and spay or neuter your Liberals
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