One of the things which drives me nuts about Facebook is that anybody can add me to any group they choose without my permission , indeed without even asking me if I want to be a member. As the vast majority of you know it so seldom works out for anybody concerned when that happens. Every now and then though it does work out and sometimes with hilarious results. Recently I was added to a Facebook group entitled Straight Talk America. I initially didn't even look at the group. I quite frankly was too lazy to just leave the group. One day out of curiosity I went in and took a look. While there I happened to notice that a very good Conservative friend of mine was a member. I decided to observe for about a couple of weeks. It didn't take me long to figure out that this group was BATSHIT FREAKIING CRAZY LIBERAL HEAVEN. I decided that a dash of Conservatism was needed for a tiny bit of balance. Now mind you I wasn't interested in debating these crazy ass Libs Hell I didn't even want to talk to them. I posted my content and left hoping that maybe one or two would read something that would spark a fit of sanity in them. It wasn't to be. About a week went by and sure enough one of these Libs couldn't resist the temptation to comment on my posts in their usual eloquent way. I probably don't need to tell you this but the only weapon a Lib knows how to use is his / her Assault Mouth. Well I'm not frightened of any Lib Assault Mouth so I replied. Why is it that every time a Conservative gives a Lib the rope they accept it and go look for a horse and a tree so they can hang themselves? It wasn't too long before I had a BIG bunch of Libs that thought it would be fun to gang Assault Mouth The BIG Bad Nasty Mean Racist Misogynist Homophobic Xenophobic Conservative. That was their first mistake. I'm certain that it won't be their last. I held my own by myself quite well for quite a while. I then decided that since these Libs were exceptionally crazy that some of my Conservative friends would like a piece of the action so I started slowly inviting them. It's been all downhill since that time for the Libs and damn hilarious for us Conservatives. You would not believe some of the Lib Loons I've met. You will get to some of them in the coming weeks and months though count on it. My time spent at this group has been so hilarious that I've decided to start writing about about it so with out further ado let's get to our first episode of ------
Stump The Libs
Tune in for the next episode of Stump The Liberals when I promise we'll start making it a bit harder for the Libs. Until then remember to be a kind compassionate Conservative and spay or neuter your Liberals.