I am the owner of a Facebook Group Called TEA And Crackers. As any Facebook Group owner can tell you it's a constant battle to get and keep members and to get them to participate on a regular level . Today was a particularly slow day at my group and I had absolutely nothing else to do since all of my other work was done. I needed a little Facebook interaction time. Unfortunately none of my members were cooperating despite my best efforts. I was getting increasingly bored and frustrated. God really does work in mysterious ways. At the precise moment of my maximum frustration level she had one of Paul's Princesses post an article about Ron Paul. Note to Facebook Group owners : Whenever things are getting a little slow and boring at your group call out Paul's Princesses. That is what I did here. I set the bait with a comment regarding Ron Paul. They smelled blood in the water and like sharks to the kill they came. First to arrive was The Assault Granny Susan Steffen - Kraft. The Assault Granny is a fervent Ron Paul supporter but she is basically a kind educator type Paul's Princess. I needed the BIG gun. More bait was laid. She arrived in short order. The BIG Paul Gun's name is Nancy Sykes Russel and unlike Susan she is a take no prisoners , have no mercy type Paul's Princess. The fun was about to begin. The Paul's Princesses were in a feeding frenzy. They needed fresh meat. Being a responsible Facebook group owner I make it a point to give my Paul's Princesses what they need. lol Off to the meat market I went.
It was a highly entertaining evening folks, I would like to thank The Paul's Princesses and all of their victims for that. I would like to give a very special thank you to Paul's BIG Gun. You set them up and knocked them down like bowling pins Ma'am. One of the very best GangPaulings I've ever witnessed. And a very special thanks to The Lady Killer. You Sir came as close to winning The Paul's BIG Gun's GangPauling as any man alive. You can be very proud with the draw. She's a very tough and more then a little crazy Paul's Princess.
This is the sort of thing that goes on all the time at TEA And Crackers. I invite you to come and try us out. FAIR WARNING to the gentlemen in the audience however : Should you decide to tangle with The Paul's Princesses you do so at your own peril. NOBODY knows exactly where the bodies of their previous victims are buried. Aside to The Wrangler : When you go up against Paul's BIG Gun alone it's a marathon NOT a sprint. You might want to speak to Hair Trigger , The Lady Killer or some older wiser bull about how to fight her in a marathon. If you don't she'll probably kill you next time. You're way to young to die like that.
In closing I would like to ask you all a question. Isn't it a bit sad that China is so boring that this is my main entertainment? Yes yes I am in China. I'm a very bored Kracker American English Teacher at a Chinese university who is currently on semester break. I have way too much free time on my hands. lol