The Kleveland Kracker Korner
Dear Cracker Ladies and Gentlemen :
Honey Graham Productions the entertainment division of Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. is pleased to present a Queen Yes Dear production of " The Goddess Of The Lake ". This is the story of the kind and gentle Goddess Of The Lake who entertains the local children in charming and enchanting ways. Queen Yes Dear guarantees that you will immensely enjoy this program. She encourages you to watch it with your children. The smiles and look of wonderment on their faces will add five years to your lives. I suggest that you watch this on as big a full screen as you can muster.
Please be aware that this story is 11 minutes long. It may appear during the course of the telling that it's over but trust me let the video run the entire 11 minutes. Even a Goddess as omnipotent and mysterious as The Goddess Of The Lake needs to catch her breath a bit.