Lucidity Is THE Enemy !!! { # 3 }

Tales From The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle

Spaced Teacher vs The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee

Lucidity Is THE Enemy { # 3 }

By Spaced Teacher

I've heard it said that if America with it's population could produce one Einstein then by proportional analysis there must be fifteen Einsteins in China. I do not doubt this for one minute. As with most assertions of China's greatness which the China Apologists make though you are only getting at best half the story.The other half of the story is that assuming the anaylytical method is correct then how many total complete fuckwitted morons does China produce? Now my next question is this " Can 15 Einsteins overcome hundreds of millions of these morons? Before you formulate your reply consider that in China there is only one game in town. The Committee Of 17 runs the whole show. They control the univerities , ALL of the media , ALL of the economy which includes banks , airlines , hospitals , universities , and the military. In short ALL of the necessary and important functions of everyday life.They have the type of power that The Democratic Party in America desperately wants but so far can only dream of. Where do you think these morons go for a job? Think of it this way. In America where we embrace the concept of The Loyal Opposition and have free speech rights the government is NOT free to do as it damn well pleases. That is our check against an Idiocracy taking over our government. Yes yes I know that we are currently perilously close to haveing an Idiocracy but I have great faith in the American people. This too shall pass and soon. I have no such faith in the Chinese people. The vast majority of them do not have the " stones " to leave The Committe Of 17's Plantation. There is a certain amount of security in being The House Nigger. No freedom but life is about choices. The Chinese people have made theirs.

If you are one of those people that STILL thinks China is going to rule the world any time soon please read on. I think I can disavow you of that opinion. If you are not read on anyway and I'm fairly certain you will get a chuckle.

In The Land Of Chaiman Mao's Miracle The Committe Of 17 - Sub Committee On Higher Education has decreed that in order to get into university you must achieve a certain score. To get that score you must answer a certain number of questions correctly. The correct answer is the ONLY thing that matters. How or why something came to be the way it is are unimportant considerations. Critical thinking skills and creativity are discouraged and in many cases severely punished. People with these skills are very difficult to keep on The Plantation afterall. Considering that there are only three good universities in the whole damn country the competition is fierce. 95 % of ALL Chinese students WILL cheat , lie , steal bribe or do anything they deem necessary to gain admission to one of them. 95 % of ALL Chinese people will also do the same in any and all aspects of life. If they fail in their goal to gain admission to one of these prestigious universities the vast majority will believe that their lives are over. Guess where they end up then? They end up at their second or third choice because Mom and Dad know that to get any job on The Plantation they will need a sheepskin even if it's virtually worthless. They arrive here dispirited , disillusioned and in short order become academically lazy . They have neither the faith nor the confidence to take full advantage of the opportunity granted to them. The vast majority of them wouldn't know opportunity if it walked up and bit them in the ass. Why would they? Because of China's One Child Policy Chinese parents do everything for these kids. The vast majority of my students would have no clue how to set up a bank account, how to get a driver's license , how to pay the electric bill, how to get an internet account or how to buy an airline ticket or make a hotel or car reservation. Resumes are a foreign concept to them. That is one group of students we get here. The other group are the kids that are lazy , arrogant , intellectual cowards. They believe that Mom and Dad's money is going to last forever and they are perfectly happy to take it. These are the idiot children of the Chinese Nouveau Riche. At most Chinese Universities if you could not qualify they will still let you study for TRIPLE the tuition and for a certificate not a degree. Many of those students see no reason to actually study. They just want to show up , get the certificate with as little effort as possible and move on to a low paying barely adequate job on The Plantation. It's a BIG money making scheme for the universities. They don't give a DAMN about these kids. What these kids don't understand is that if they don't care about themselves why should the university? There is also the aspect of the Chinese parents have been on these kids their whole lives to study. They actually get very precious little time to be a kid when they are young. Now when they come to University they get a taste of freedom and they like it. Nobody has ever told them that without responsibilty there is no freedom -- UNTIL -- they get their first good principled foreign teacher. That is where I come in. It's time to Chinese mindfuck these kids. They need to be made to THINK for themselves. I love my job !!!

China is the only country in the world where their university students believe that when they get to university the hard work is over. They can't understand that everywhere else in the world the hard work is just beginning. For them it's PLAY TIME!!! NOT in MY class it isn't.It's a battle of wills between the foreign teacher and these kids. Guess who wins in MY classes. These kids are going to learn something if it kills them and me. I'm way too stubborn to die so guess what happens. lol

This past week I gave my midterm exam to my English Major classes. The exam was based upon the Joni Mitchell song " Help Me I Think I'm Falling " They were to speak for 3 minutes about Chinese dating / marriage customs. In each of these classes there are about 30 students. Five did an excellent and very well thought out creative ORIGINAL presentatiion. They are the ones that will be moving off The Plantation. They are the future of China assuming The Jardeen Roses ultimately win the struggle ,not the other 25. They will , God willing , bring down the current Chinese Idiocracy. The other 25 will IF they are lucky get a menial job on The Plantation and if they're not so lucky they will be mopping floors at KFC , Mickey D's or driving a taxi or working in the family business or farm where Mom and Dad can support and protect them. This is not unusual at any Chinese university. In fact it is the norm. In the interest of full dislcosure I should tell you that I'm not by any means at one of the better Chinese universities but I'm not at one of the worst either. In fact for accounting this is probably the best school in the country. Watch what the kid in the video does in the middle of his video taped midterm exam knowing full well in advance of the exam that I fully intend to post these videos on the net for the whole world to see and that his behavior is against my class rules and university policy. Somebody call the Slave Master we have a ripe one for a job in The Chinese Idiocray.

I know that my story flies in the face of everything you know of Chinese students based upon your experience and what our government tells you but you need to realize two points. The Chinese students in American do indeed do very well but they are the cream of the cream of the crop. The top .1 % of the Chinese population so consequently they are bright enough to want to get out of China and to realize the opportunity given them. The top .1 % in China are the same way but unfortunately they are trapped by the current Chinese Idiocray . There are circumstances that are way beyond their contorl which prevent them from escaping. In spite of all this though they still refuse to remain ignorant and willfully submissive Slaves Of The Plantation. The second point is that our government needs to keep the Chinese Money Spigot flowing. Both Idiocracies are attempting and succeding in a BIG way in one case and incrementally in the other to enslave their respective populations on Chairman Mao's Plantation. The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee in BOTH countries have done their jobs well.

There is a saying among the Chinese elder poulation that the Chinese generations after 1988 are worthless. What they mean is that since the opening up of China by Deng Xiao Ping the traditional values have died for the dream of a capitalist future. They think their younger generations are the equivalent of our Generation Zero. After ten years of teaching the idiot children of The Chinese Nouveau Riche I tend to agree with them. Such is the price of " progress" I guess.

As for why the Chinese Slave is as he is continue reading. Hopefully The Jardeen Roses Of Li Tan will be victorious in the end.

In the HaNazee , whom you would know better as the ChiComs , Holy Book's Ten Commandments there is one that is based in the concept that lucidity is the enemy. This Commandment , as all of them do , originated with the first HaNazee Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao. At the time there were about 400 foreigners or " lao wai " in his Kingdom. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao knew of these foreigners strength of character and intelligence and of their God Sheng Di. He feared that these lao wai would take over his Kingdom and bring all of their crazy ideas such as Human Rights , Kentucky Fried Chicken , Chuck Berry , Jazz , a work ethic and equal rights and infect his people thusly freeing them.The HaNazee Nation was in it's infancy at this stage and wasn't strong enough to confront these lao wai directly yet so a more subtle tactic had to be developed. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi was a paranoid delusional fuckwit who suffered from fecal occulus but he wasn't stupid. TheHaNazee Ten Commandments were written. One of these commandments has to do with constantly frustrating the lao wai with stupidity and muddled thinking. Lucidity is the enemy if you will. As anybody with any substantial amount of Chinese experience will tell you this is the case about 80 % of the time. Another one had to do with thinking rationally and providing prompt couteous service. Again as anybody with any substantial Chinese experience can tell you this happens about 20 % of the time. Now these Commandments to the inexpeirenced in Chinese psychology and methodology would seem to be in contravention of each other . The experienced lao wai knows better. They are actually in conjunction with each other. Think about it guys. If you were used to dealing with unvarnished stupidity 90 % of the time and then all of a sudden you got clear rational thinking wouldn't you be confused. Mission accomplished from Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao's point of view. The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee do their job extremely well.

Lucidity Is THE Enemy !! Long live Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao.

If you enjoyed this story and would like to read more of my Tales From The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle I suggest that you click on the links provided within the story itself or below.

Lucidity Is THE Enemy { # 1 # 2 }

If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao { #'s 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 }

I See The American Devil !! I'm Afraid !!

Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season.

Readers please be aware that these stories of " Tales From The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle "are written in two different threads. " Spaced Teacher Battles The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee " are the true stories of my experiences here in The Middle Cosmos while " The Jardeen Roses Of Li Tan" is my FICTIONAL re-write of 5,000 years of Chinese history , mythology and culture from a foreigner's perspective.You're probably thinking " My God how presumptuous of him." Trust me somebody had to do it. They've had 5,000 years to get the job done and they just keep screwing it up. We trust our readers to be able to distinguish between the two topic threads contained within the story. That may be a giant leap of faith on the author's ,my ,part. I write the damn story and there are days I can't remember which thread is which. The Middle Cosmos has a way of confusing the most rational clear thinking people. It's part of the price you must pay for the experiences of living here. As is the case with all of humanity's gardens there are flowers and weeds. The Chinese garden is no different in that regard , they have flowers in the form of the Jardeen Roses and Jasmine and crabgrass in the form of the HaNazee. I try to weed the crabgrass while focusing on and accentuating the Jardeen Roses and Jasmine. I have taken only the barest minimum of poetic license in an effort to make these stories more enjoyable to read for you. Trust me when I tell you it happened 99 % exactly as I tell it. All names have been fictionalized to protect the guilty from legal action be that civil or criminal and to protect the innocent from the guilty and most importantly to protect the author , yours truly , from the crabgrass in the Chinese garden. Those HaNazee can be vicious bastards!! lol The HaNazee are well known for having an aversion to the spelling and grammar challenged among us so be careful with your grammar and spelling you never know when The HaNazee Grammar Master #1 or The HaNazee Spelling Misstress # 7 are watching.

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I hope that " Tales From The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle " will soon become an epic novel of adventure and conquest. If you are or know a literary agent that would be interested in publishing this please have him contact Bea. He / she can just leave a comment about one of the blog posts and Bea will see it and reply . Bea is not Lucidly Challenged ALL the time !!!