The Kleveland Kracker Korner
Dear Friends :
This is D.D. speaking. I'm pleased to tell you that I've found a couple of things in Hangzhou that I've not been able to find anywhere else I've been in China and which I've missed greatly. Seriously China how can you even dare to call yourselves a civilized people / country when certain delightful commodities such as butter , cheese , Bacardi Rum , Ocean Spray Cranberry juice and Italian food to name just a few are not readily available in EVERY Chinese town. SHAMEFUL !!! Yes it's true friends I've been able to find Bacardi Rum and Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice right here in Hangzhou. The best thing is they are sold together. The man that invented Bacardi Breezers is a freaking genius.
Trust me when I tell you friends that exploring China is a whole lot more fun and tolerable when you run into The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee with a buzz on. These Bacardi Breezers are great. They mix the two ingredients exactly right so that you get a nice cranberry flavor without drowning out the rum flavor and vice versa. There is also just just enough alcohol in them to give a nice buzz without becoming a falling down obnoxious drunk. They also seem to have a nice healing effect on my arthritis. It's so much easier to go urban exploring on foot when your arthritis isn't raging. I don't know if it's the medicinal properties of the cranberries or the alcohol. The fact is it doesn't matter. Whether I'm actually being healed or whether I still have the pain and just don't care is inconsequential to me. The fact of the matter is I can walk freely and without pain which makes going walkabout in Hangzhou so much easier. Nah that's ALL bullshit. It's the alcohol. lol
I thank God for Bacardi Rum and Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice. They've made my life a whole lot more pain free. She does indeed work in mysterious ways.
You've got to love that Global Economy.