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CNBC is pleased to announce that we have a monumental scoop in entertainment news to inform you of today.Richard " Kinky " Friedman the former leader of The Texas Jewboys has informed CNBC Entertainment News that he is buying a multi million dollar property next to the proposed Islamic Mosque at Ground Zero in N.Y.C. which he intends to turn into a night club specializing in a pork menu and featuring Country Western music. Mr. Friedman also informed CNBC that he intends to revive his 1960' s era band The Texas Jewboys and have them be the House Band. The House theme song will be " They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus No More ." Mr. Friedman has not decided upon a name for his restaurant and has asked us to request suggestions from our readers. When asked by CNBC as to why he was developing this business venture at this time Mr. Friedman replied thusly. " I've been called to this Ministry by The Original Jewish Trouble Maker . I'm on a mission from God. " Mr. Friedman continued his comments thusly " It is my great good fortune in being called at this time for this ministry. " I would like to thank my fuckwit Muslim friends for reviving my music career which had been dormant for thirty years. God is indeed great. I hope to see all of our Soldiers of Allah buddies at our Friday Night Rocking With Allah Concerts And Pig Roasts. It should be great fun."
Reporting for CNBC from Austin Tx. Ben " Jewboy " Shapiro
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