Walk Softly And Carry A Really BIG ----

BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Austin , Tx. Aug. 12 2011.

CNBC sources within Texas Governor Rick Perry's inner political circles have been able to confirm that he will indeed throw his Cowboy hat into the Presidential ring tomorrow. CNBC is certain that this does not come as a surprise to most of you since this is probably the worst kept secret in politics.There is more however. In view of current world wide events Governor Perry has decided to break with tradition and announce his foreign policy focus now. Governor Perry will reach into the annals of American history and tweek a classic from one of our more beloved Presidents , Teddy Roosevelt. Yes it's true President Perry's Foreign Policy will be summed up in the following slogan :

Walk softly and carry a VERY BIG ------ comb.

CNBC warned you about now Senator Scott " Olympia " Brown RINO Taxachussetts and you didn't listen. Actually you did quite the opposite . You villified , demonized and denigrated us as " not team players." Once you found out the truth about the not so esteemed Senator Brown the pissing and moaning started. Well perhaps you'll listen this time. CNBC will NOT be jumping on Governor Perry's bandwagon. He is JARINO { Just Another RINO } and CNBC does NOT support RINOs EVER !!! I guess time will tell if most of you do or not.

Reporting from Austin Tx for CNBC Rick " Bucky " Stevens

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread you crumbs around Crackers !!!