The Kleveland Kracker Korner
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC
Dateline : Washington D.C. 0ct 9 , 2011
CNBC sources within The White House are reporting that POTUS is EXTREMELY unhappy about all the reports reaching his desk of Crackers nationwide doing what they do best . Now CNBC is certain that it is not news to those of you that are Crackers or have Cracker family and friends that Crackers nationwide are behaving in a proud , patriotic and distinctly American way. CNBC is also certain that it is not news to you that POTUS being who and what he is would find such behavior extremely distastefull and take all steps necessary to demonize and deligetimize these Crackers with all due haste. Look for these Crackers to be added to the terrorist watch list by " BIG Sis " forthwith.
As for what exactly these Crackers have done CNBC believes that one picture is worth a thousand words. Everything you need to know is in the picture below.
These Crackers have been raising Cain all over the country !!
Reporting from Washington , D.C. for CNBC Graham T. Wheat
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.