The Kleveland Kracker Korner
The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale
By Paul Stanner
Cracker News Broadcasting Co. -- The OTHER CNBC is pleased to announce that as a means of honoring the legacy of the late Trayvon Martin we will be holding our First Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale. Our hoodies our made by Booker T. Apparel of the finest 100 % cotton. They will come in two color schemes , red Black and green so that you can honor Tryavon's African heritage and politcal affiliation at the same time . This is THE hoodie for the Black Gangsta Wannabe that wants to proclaim that he is proud to be Black And Communist While Walking. It will make a great gift for the Gangsta Wannabe or the Kross Kultural Kracker in your life. The second color scheme will be all Black. This is THE hoodie for those late night walks to the local 7 - 11 for " iced tea and skittles". What self respecting Gangsta Wannabe would want his face to be seen while burglarizing homes er er er I mean while going to the local 7 - 11 for iced tea and skittles? This hoodie only comes in the xxx size and is padded. Again no self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is going to allow his weapon or burgalry tools to be either seen or heard. As an added bonus it will also cover the G.W.'s ass when his pants fall down. CNBC would like to thank Booker T. Apparel for having the foresight to think of that. No Gangsta Wannabe's ass is something that CNBC wants to see. All of our hoodies will be silk screened with a picture of one of the icons of The Gangsta Movement A.K.A. The Progressive Movement. Priced at just $ 55. 95 our hoodies are a reasonably priced fashion statment that even Wanabe Gangstas should be able to steal enough for rather quickly. Any paid order in the next 30 days will receive a free gift of your choice to be chosen from the list below courtesy of CNBC.
1. A picture of The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot of St. Theodore who is one of the most Holy of Saints in the Pantheon of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses.
2. An auotgraphed book of Bidenisms.
3. An autographed picture of The Banking Queen
4. A slideshow of The Congressional Black Caucus's vacation in Cuba.
To order please visit our e-store atwww.bookert.com. T o reach us by phone please call 1-800 - are - you- dumb.
On a related note : CNBC as many of you know had planned to honor the late Trayon Martin with a " Hoodie Burning " on May 1 , 2012 however in light of recent events we've decided to move the event to Labor Day week-end. We're certain that by then the country will be in flames as the result of the impending racial war declared by the Confused Man - Children Of Philadelphia and Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton's Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants. Not to worry though CNBC guarantees that should you wear your Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie to the riot the Gangsta Wannabes will be so confused about what the Hell a Cracker would be doing in " Da hood " wearing that they'll most likely leave you alone. We'll also guarantee that should you decide to throw it on the bonfire of the late not so lamented Detroit or some other Gangsta Wannabe stronghold , Chicago leaps to mind , that it will burn a glorious shade of orange. Sit back and enjoy the show Crackers.
All proceeds from our Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale will be divided equally between The George Zimmerman Defense Fund and The United Cracker Scholarship Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste even a White - Hispanic one or a Melanin Deficient Cracker one.
The Che Guevera
The Race Baiting President $ 59.95
The St. No Limit Nigga
The Young Trayvon
The Spike Lee
The Black Panther
The Al Sharpton
The Louis Farrakhan
The Maxine " Troubled " Waters
The George Zimmerman
The Booker T. Washington
OH WAIT !! That was a mistake!! No self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is interested in the teachings of somebody so eminently sensible as Booker T. Washington. What good are self reliance , education , hard work , and pride in this world after all? It's just so much easier to steal somebody else's preferably a Cracker's -- ANY Cracker's. Our BAD !! We apologize . I'll speak to the proof reading dept. Sure I will. lol
CNBC is certain that we'll have more Gangsta Wannabe icons for your hoodie wearing needs real soon.
Flour for the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.