The Ten Commandmants Of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses

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The Ten Commandments of The Dumbasses { Dumbasses , Libertarians , Black Panthers , Feminists , Global Warming Alarmists etc etc ad infinitum}

1 . Thou shalt remain eternally confused for all the days of The Kingdom.

2. Thou shalt ignore all Conservatives utterly and totally no matter the validity of their position or ideas for all the days of The Kingdom.

3. Thou shalt have no other God before The God Of Secular Humanism for all the days of The Kingdom.

4. Thou shalt divide people by race, economic circumstances and sexual behavior for all the days of The Kingdom.

5. Thou shalt study no course of substance at the High School or University level for all the days of The Kingdom.

6. Thou shalt accept Saint Obama Of The Order Of The Dumbass Nubian Guys { DANGS } as my Earthly incarnation until such time as I deem his passing.

7. Thou shalt keep the Sabbath Time , Saturday night , Holy for all the days of The Kingdom.

8. Thou shalt honor thy Dumbass ancestors by celebrating a Holiday in memory of Saint Theodore Of The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot on the 12 day of May annually.

9. Thou shalt praise me by praying to the Most High Saint Franklin Delano daily at sunset.

10. Thou shalt not wander from The Plantation of Dumbass Righteousness for all the days of The Kingdom

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

Saint Obama Of The Order Of The Dangs { Dumbass Nubian Guys } OOOOPPPPSSSS I forgot to tell all of you that may not know --- Saint Obama is the one on the right.

The Plantation Of Righteousness of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses

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