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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC
Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC
Dateline : Wall St. N.Y.C. Nov. 24 , 2014
CLOUTUS { Cracker Leader Of The U.S. } Mr. Matt " The BIG Biscuit " Morgan announced today that The Great And Mighty Cracker Nation has signed their first promotional deal with Phillips Milk Of Magnesia. When asked for comment on why he signed the deal with the Phillips Milk of Magnesia folks CLOTUS replied thusly : " If Barack Obama ,Nancy Pelosi , Harry Reid , Barney Frank , The Congressional Black Caucus , The Congressional Hispanic Caucus , Rahm Emmanuel , Hilliary Clinton et tal don't scare the shit out of you then you need another solution. As part of the endorsement deal the Phillips Milk of Magnesia folks are giving all citizens of Thye Great And Mighty Cracker Nation a 30 % discount on all of their products. Please get your discount cards at your local Cracker Barrel restaurant. We look forward to a long and mutually rewarding business relationship with the Phillips people."
Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp the OTHER CNBC from Wall St. N.Y.C. Melissa " Squirts " Hogan
Flour to the Crackers !!! We shall bake !!! Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers.
Flour to the Crackers !!! We shall bake !!! Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers.
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