BREAKING NEWS !! BREAKING NEWS !! BREAKING NEWS !!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. -- The OTHER CNBC
Dateline New York City August 9 , 2010
Reliable CNBC sources within the entertainment industry inform us that the Cordoba Center / Islamic Mosque located at Ground Zero in N.Y.C. is sparking a buzz of potential business activity from folks trying to cash in on and copy for their own particular styles the unique business models of Kinky Friedman and Snoop Dog. It seems that the next blast from the past act to try and cash in on our Muslim friend's stupidity is " The Village People " . The sexually confused dynamo from the past are said to be opening a nightclub very close to the Cordoba Center called " The Flaming Infidel " They will also be reforming in order to become the house band. Their house theme song will of course be " Y.M.C.A. "
Grand Poohbah Achmed Abdul Aziz Ibn Bin Salazar the Spiritual Advisor and Military Leader of The Safalist Avengers when asked for a comment about this turn of events by CNBC replied thusly : " If you Flaming Infidels proceed with your plans to insult Islam in this manner Allah will banish you to Provincetown for eternity.You will burn in eternity infidel. Why did you people have to ruin the rainbow for everybody?"
I think that Ground Zero is going to be a very interesting place in the immediate future. Kinky's " Welcome To The Neighborhood Cordoba Center Friday Night Rockin' With Allah Concert And Pig Roast " is going to turn into THE place to see and be seen in N.Y.C. in my opinion.I also think I'm glad I'm not a N.Y.C. E.M.T. Pyromania coming together with sodomania could get very messy. !! lol
Stay tuned to CNBC for more developments in this story as they emerge.
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!