The Cracker Czar Speaks

Bulletin!!! Bulletin !!! Bulletin !!!

CNBC { Cracker News Broadcasting Corp }

Dateline : Washington D.C. July 14 , 2011

Due to the recent controversy surrounding the New Black Panther Party's hate filled tirade against Cracker Americans President Obama's Cracker Relations Czar Abdul Achmed Aziz Bin Rye Krisp has issued the following directive: " Dear Black Citizenry please be advised that the term Cracker has been determined to be of a racially insulting nature therefore it is no longer an operational word. The new term for White people with whom Black people have a political disagreement or just want to accuse of racism is Saltine. Please update your lexicon of racially offensive and insulting terms -----IMMEDIATELY !!! "

Reporting live for CNBC from The Cracker Barrel on Delaware Ave. in Washington D.C. Maria Consuelo Conchita Alonzo Perez Spicy Nacho