The Blue Dress Chronicles { Intro }

The Blue Dress Chronicles { Intro }

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. the OTHER CNBC is proud to announce a new program to our lineup. " The Blue Dress Chronicles "

From time to time we will put the spotlight on our government officials as they do what they do best. The Blue Dress Chronicles is sponsored by "The Live From The Cracker Riviera It’s The Anne Fanner Show " The National Dry Cleaners Association and Victoria’s Secret and hosted by Anne Fanner herself. Our winner will receive a $500 blue evening gown of his / her choice a gift certificate for $500.00 worth of dry cleaning and a $ 5000 shopping spree at Victoria Secret.

I hope The Banking Queen wins. I think he’d look stunning in that blue evening gown !!! Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Our first winner is Gladys Carrion from N.Y. I’ll bet you thought it would be a Bubba in the finest Bill Clinton tradition didn’t you? Well normally you’d be right but this Lady just had so much style we couldn’t deny her. To see why Ms. Carrion was our first winner and why we were so impressed with her style just click on the link.

Congratulations Ms. Carrion you’ve made Bubba proud.

That concludes this evening’s Blue Dress Chronicles. We hope we'll see you for the next never ending chapter of our leaders quests for satisfaction as they chase The Blue Dress or in some cases The Grey Pants.

Anne Fanner

Flour to the Krackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!