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Dateline Washington D.C. April 11, 2012
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC
An undercover CNBC source by the code name of " The Big Scooper " has informed us of a breaking scandal in President Obama's own backyard. All the details have not emerged to date but our source informs us that it has to do with an egregious case of racial profiling. We know that all of the usual suspects Revs. Al " Tawana " Sharpton " Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson , " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan , The Congressional Black Caucus , The NAACP , The Southern Poverty Law Center , The Confused Man - Children Of Philadelphia er er er I mean The New Black Panther Party and The A.C.L.U. have come to this victim's defense . They are promising some serious civil strife if justice is not done quickly. No word yet on whether Spike Lee's GPS is working. Word has it that Roseanne Barr is still busy giving the Mesals shit and picketing The Mormon Tabernacle Choir so thusly has had no comment to date. To the best of our knowledge no bounty has been issued yet by The Confused Man - Children Of Philadelphia er er I mean The New Black Panther Party although we wouldn't be a bit surprised if one was forthcoming iminently.As is the usual case with perpetrators of this nature of heinous criminal act we feel certain that this perp is hiding right in plain sight also.
After having our legal minds look into this case it appears that CNBC is going to find ourselves in the extremely distastefull position of having to side with Rev. Al and his Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants on this one. Yes yes we know that disapoints you but right is right. For more details in this story please click this link. It would seem that before the Libs go telling Sanford Fla. how to clean up their mess that they should get their own house in order. Yes yes I know editorial comment.
Reporting from Washington D.C. for CNBC Elizabeth A. Kita
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