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Dateline : Palo Alto , Ca. Oct.12 , 2011
From the world of social media comes a rather unusual story today. Mr. Mark Zuckerberg the " Capo Di Tutti Capi " of Facebook , and by default all social media since Facebook is essentially the only game in town , announced that Facebook is going to do something unprecedented in their checkered history. On Friday Oct. 15 , 2011 from 2:37 P.M. until 3:47 P.M. Facebook will make absolutley no tweaks or adjustments of any kind. Yes folks according to the Capo you'll be able to enjoy one hour and ten minutes of hassle free Facebook surfing. When asked for a comment by CNBC Capo Zuckerberg replied thusly : " I suggest that all facebook users take advantage of this opportunity . Precisely at 3:48 P.M. we will resume business as usual ." For those of you that are not familiar with Capo talk CNBC will translate for you. That means that at precisely 3:48 P.M. Friday , Oct 15 , 2011 The BIG Bad Facebook Mommy will resume fucking up as usual. Enjoy it while you can folks.
CNBC wonders why if as the Libertarians and other assorted Dumbasses assert that The Free Market is The Engine Of Prosperity For All and is the Jesus To The God of Innovation and thusly the sole and only determining factor always in these matters there is no viable alternative to Facebook? Where are today's innovators and entrepeneurs? Has anybody heard from the folks running Diaspora recently? What the Hell is taking Goggle Plus so long to become a viable challenger to Facebook?
And the beat goes on !! And Facebook is allowed to keep fucking up for lack of a challenger. The great American entrepeneurs are turning over in their graves.
Reporting from Palo Alto , Ca. for CNBC Tim Harris
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