The Kleveland Kracker Korner
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Dateline : Valentine , Oregon February 14 , 2012
Cracker New Broadcasting Corp. -- The OTHER CNBC
It is with great sadness that CNBC must inform you of the cultural suicide of yet another American icon. Acting on an anonymous tip from a reliable source whom we are fairly certain was a victim of this icon's nefarious hidden agenda CNBC launched an investigation into The Archer Of Love , known more commonly to all of you as Cupid , one month ago. What we dicovered was disturing to say the least. It seems that The Archer of Love is employed by the American Divorce Lawyers Association. He gets a substantial commission on every marriage AND divorce. WoW talk about covering your bases.
And you Dumbasses thought the Archer's sole motivation was " love ". CNBC suspected all along that The Archer was simply following that preeminent principle of America's Founding Fathers." Show me the money. " Yes yes we know that was an editorial comment. We don't care.
Police in Valentine . Oregon currently have The Archer Of Love under arrest and in the local calaboose where CNBC is certain he's about to find all the love he can handle in all the wrong places.
RUN GUYS !! RUN VERY FAST AND VERY FAR!!
Reporting from Valentine , Oregon Cynthia " Muffin " Love
Flour to The Krackers !! Especially the ones in love !!
Now take a break from screwing and go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.