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Dateline : N.Y.C. Oct. 27 , 2011 Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. -- The OTHER CNBC
CNBC has a news scoop from the world of entertainment for our readers today.
CNBC sources have been able to confirm that the fun loving explosive rock band " One Way Ticket " from Damascus , Syria has converted to Christianity and defected to America. They will be appearing at Mr. Kinky Friedman's Good Friday "Friday Night Rocking With The Soldiers Of Allah Concert And Pig Roast " at which they'll sing " Ask The Blind Man " and a song specifically written for this even titled " The Apostasy Blues ". At the conclusion of the concert they will be making personal appearances at Snoop Dogg's night spot " Mo's Palace Of The Heavenly Virgins " and The Village People's club " The Flaming Infidel " at which they will autograph your Bible for you and talk with you about God's love and their great good fortune in discovering The Great I Am.
Mr. Friedman has signed them to a multi - million dollar recording contract with his music empire Crusader Records and is promoting their concert tour of Christian venues all over N. America.
When asked for a comment by CNBC Mr. Friedman replied thusly : " Even the fuckwit Muslim's money is green. This is good business. Allahu Akhbar !!"
CNBC thinks Kinky has HUGE stones and wonders if there is a Fatwa in his future? We'll bet that Kinky's not terribly worried about that possibility. lo CNBC also thinks this could get real interesting?
We look forward to seeing many of our readers at Mr. Friedman's Good Friday concert.
Reporting for CNBC from N.Y.C. Juan " Big Horn " Medilla
To see the previous chapters in this ongoing epic saga for religious and cultural domination click on the links below.
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!!
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