BULLETIN !!! BULLETIN !!!
Dateline : Washington D.C. Nov. 17 , 2013
CNBC - Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC
CNBC sources buried deep within the White House are reporting today that POTUS'S Obamacare problems are about to be solved. It would seem that after much prayer to The Infidel's God POTUS's prayers are about to be answered. An early Christmas present is headed POTUS's way. According to our sources a person second only to Jesus Christ has been dispatched to the White House by a Higher Authority to solve all of Obamacare's website problems and all other problems associated with Obamacare. Republicans are said to be cowering in fear that this person is going to cause a disturbance in their respective forces. Yes it's true Yoda himself is enroute from Tatooine to rescue POTUS. One of our White House sources reports that he overheard POTUS say at an Obamacare meeting in the Whitehouse ' Maybe now that The Mouse is in the White House all these damn Krackers will just STFU and deal with it !! '