Porkapalooza

6/29/2011

BREAKING NEWS !! BREAKING NEW !! BREAKING NEWS !!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. --- The OTHER CNBC

Dateline New York City August 9 , 2010

Richard " Kinky " Friedman announced exclusively to CNBC today that as a thank you to the great response to his plans to open up a nightclub next to the Islamic Mosque near Ground Zero in N.Y.C. he will be sponsoring a free " Welcome To The Neighborhood Block Party And Pig Roast " for our Soldier of Allah Islamic friends on the third Friday of every month starting in Aug of 2010. Come rain or shine. The program for the first party will be as follows below.

" The Call Of The Faithful " performed by Sam " Toots " Shapiro and his " Sons Of The Shofar

Welcoming greeting from CLOTUS { Cracker Leader Of The United States } Mr. Matt " The Big Biscuit " Morgan

" Second Fiddle " performed by The Gaither Vocal Band

" It's Shouting Time In Heaven " performed by The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir

" We Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore " performed by Kinky Friedman and The Texas Jewboys

A Medley of Jewgrass Classics performed by Hiram " Hick " Hinklestein and his " Haifa Hillbillies

" Suicide Is Painless " performed by that fun loving explosive troupe from Damascus , Syria " One Way Ticket "

" Fire ! I Bring You To Burn " performed by that rockin' ensemble from Tehran " The Rockin' Burqa Babes "

An exhibition of belly dancing performed by Fatima Daoud and " The Blue Dress Ladies "

" Daylight Come And Me Wanna Go Home " performed by Minister " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan

" Jerusalem" performed by The Hoppers

A "ya'll come back now hear and thank you message " from Kinky

The menu for this celebration will consist of such classics as listed below :

" pig in a rag " " pork shish kabob " baked stuffed pork chops " and The Osama Bin Laden special : a roast pork with hummous ,Syrian bread , tahini and baba ganoush.

Please do remember to discard your litter properly since we have been informed by Karen " Cracker " Hopkins Director of The Cracker Intelligence Agency that The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party will have their " Litter Police " on the scene in order to try to claim that The Great and Mighty Cracker Nation is committing a racist litter crime against The Noble Panther And Other People of Color of America.