The Kleveland Kracker Korner
The Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton of The Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants , Rev. Jessie " Hymietown " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Morris " Money Man " Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center, Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins of The Cute Brown Kitties er er I mean The New Black Panther Party , Rev. " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam and Mr. Ben Jealous of The N.A.A.C.P., has once again been fanning the flames of perceived racism in his usual bombastic and factually challenged manner. He recently had Mr.Dick Harpooltian Democratic Party Chair of South Carolina on his show " Politics Nation ". Mr. Harpooltian expressed his opinion that it's " racially insensitive " to have a Republican debate on Martin Luther King Day. Apparently neither Rev. Al or Mr. Harpooltian has a problem with The 24 NCAA or 11 NBA games scheduled to take place that day. CNBC wonders why that is? Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Do you guys ever get tired of pointing that out to me?
CNBC has grown very tired of the pontifications of these self appointed Popes Of Persecution being treated as if they were the written Commandments of acceptable behavior amongst the races. We have grown so tired of it as a matter of fact that we intend to do something about it.
CNBC is pleased to sound the call for all Americans of all races , creeds , ethnicites and national origins that are sick of these clowns pontifications to say enough by means of a National Day Of Disrespect alternatively known as Piss On A Muzzie Day , figuratively of course. We suggest that on this day we all " piss on a Muzzie " Show as much disrespect to the Muzzies and all the rest of America's perceived aggrieved and malcontents as you can in any way short of advocating violence towards them. This celebration will take place on MLK Day every year.Think of how many groups you could really tell to fuck off. In addition to all the ones listed above you'd aggravate the ACLU , CAIR , Hamas , Hezbollah , Islamic Brotherhood , The Gay MilitantTerrorist Hordes and Their Enablers , The Feminazis etc etc . The list is virtually endless. So many birds with one stone as it were. CNBC realizes that there are many Kumbaya Christians and Kinder Gentler Republicans that would like to participate in this event but due to your delicate sensibilities are loath to do so. Getting down in the muck and mud and fighting evil on it's own battleground and using it's own tactics is such a messy business after all. Since CNBC highly doubts that these folks will come into your kitchen and have a civil discussion about these matters over a cup of tea as you'd prefer we have two different and , we're certain you'll think effective , ways that you can participate in this celebtration while not doing any of the grunt work. We suggest that you just simply Tebow a Liberal or tell a Liberal that you support The U.S. Marines as CNBC does. God Bless The U.S. Marines !!That will drive them nuts.
As for CNBC we have no such trepidations about getting down in the muck and mud with these folks. After all is said and done the side which fights the best in the trenches wins the war. With that in mind below is what CNBC has to say to these folks.
Flour to the Krackers !! We SHALL Bake !!
Now go spread your krumbs around Krackers !!
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.