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Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011
The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The " Reverend " Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Al " Tawana " Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins of The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man - Children upset is that this new show called " The Talk " is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins replied thusly " This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can't overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets."

