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Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. -- The OTHER CNBC
Dateline New York City August 12 , 2010
CNBC Entertainment news has another huge scoop to tell you about today. Snoop Dog will announce soon that he is opening a " Gentleman's Club " near the Cordoba Center / Islamic Mosque at Ground Zero in N.Y.C. When asked by CNBC for a comment regarding his latest venture Mr. Dogg replied thusly. " When my Cracka Brotha Kinky Friedman decided to open his pork restaurant and hold his concerts it made me realize that the Cracka Brotha was onto something. I started to think about how I could cash in on my Cracka Brother's idea. Then it occurred to me that those Crackas are going to be all wound up after a good meal and concert and would want to continue the night. Hell I may be a Brotha and a Rap Gangsta but I'm not stupid. The Cracka Brothers are going to want to look at the ladies. Even Cracka money is green."
Our sources report that Mr. Dogg and Kinky are in negotiations on a cooperative arrangement where they both can make money off this. One preliminary idea that has been floated is a Burqa Lap Dance at Kinky's " Welcome To The Neighborhood Cordoba Center Friday Night Rockin' With Allah Concerts And Pig Roast." For a donation of ten dollars to the 911 Survivors Fund you can get a Burqa Lap Dance from one of Mo's Girls. Admit it now you've ALWAYS wondered what's behind that Burqa!!
There are other ideas being discussed.
CNBC thinks this business venture of Mr. Dogg's is an excellent idea. WoW!!!! Kinky Friedman and Snoop Doog now there are two names you don't hear in the same sentence often. Tell the truth now haven't you always wondered what's behind that Burqa? Yes yes I know editorial comments all. We've been through this before. It's MY blog so I can say whatever the Hell I want.
Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in " The Adventures of Kinky And Snoop " as they emerge.
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!