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Dateline Phoenix Arizona Mar.3, 2013.
M.L.B. Commissioner Bud Selig today announced that all Major League teams will be increasing their on field personnel to ten. The new position will be called Bandito Rover. The Bandito Rover will be stationed in shallow center field just behind the second baseman. His sole and only job is to corral any loose Mexican Banditos that run onto the field.
In related developments Major League Baseball announced that it has hired Rick Monday to be the Bandito Rover adviser at large for all teams. More specifically his job will be too advise each individual Bandito Rover coach on proper corralling technique. Major League Baseball also announced that it has created a new yearly award to be given to the Most Valuable Bandito Rover. The winner will receive an all expenses paid vacation to Arizona , dinner with Sheriff Joe and Governor Jan , and a Mexican Flag to burn at a time of his choosing.
CNBC says well done Major League Baseball. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment.
Reporting from Phoenix , Arizona for CNBC Chico " Baseball Been Berry Berry Good To Me " Esquela
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