Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Dear World :
This is Lady Liberty speaking. In light of recent events please consider yourselves notified that I'll be returning your huddled masses yearning to live free , and I do mean totally and completely free and without any responsibilities to anyone or anything whatsoever , and the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, and I do mean wretched in every possible negative connotation , to you in due course. They are too stupid to appreciate my blessings. I'm sure they'll be very happy to return to their Native Lands. I can no longer afford them financially or spiritually. Oh and just in case you get any ideas about refusing their repatriation to your lands please do remember that this Lady is packing.
I'll be sending 92 % of your Melanin Enhanced wretched refuse to the African Paradise founded by and for freed American slaves Liberia. I'm absolutely certain that their Black Worldview will turn this third world shithole into a " Beacon Of Progress " in short order. There will be one exception to this forced exodus. I intend to send The Congressional Black Caucus to Cuba since they like to vacation there rather than my country. It seems like a fitting destination for them. I'm sure they'll be quite pleased to live under Mr. Castro's regime.
I'll be sending 75 % of your Hispanic wretched refuse to Mexico and other assorted Hispanic Banana Republics. I'm sure the Cartels will help them realize their dreams in making the mythical land of Azatlan a reality or shoot them just for fun. Quite honestly I hope it's the latter. Good luck to you Amigos.
I'll be sending 70 % of your Yellow wretched refuse back to The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle. What a joy it will be for me to no longer have to tolerate the flag of the most repressive and backward regime in the world today flying over my Land Of The Free. What's that you say China? You have 1.5 billion people and can't afford to absorb this forced repatriation. Tough break that they're coming. Yes yes I know you'll huff and puff and threaten to blow everybody to smithereens. I also know that in the end you'll run crying to the U.N. like you always do. I suggest that you just save everybody the drama and go immediately to the U.N. They're coming whether you like it or not.
I'll be sending 95 % of your Middle Eastern wretched refuse with an Islamic Jihad philosophy to Israel. That particular problem will be solved in short order. Aside to Israel call me if there is anything I can do to help. Conversely I'll be sending 70 % of your Jewish wretched refuse to The Lands Of Jihad. I think a little up close and personal time with the Jihadis would do these folks a world of good.
I'll be sending ALL of your Intellectually Challenged female wretched refuse to Afghanistan and Iraq. I'm sure the Taliban will be able to explain to these " ladies " patiently and mercifully the errors of their ways. As for all of your Intellectually Challenged male and homosexual wretched refuse they will also be going to Afghanistan and Iraq. The Taliban is having a critical shortage of " girlfriends ". Two birds with one stone as it were.
The forced repatriation will begin in due course. I hope you are as prepared to accept this influx of the unwanted as I was. Should you need assistance with the logistics of this repatriation you may feel free to call me. When the phone is not answered that will be me. I suggest that you call the French or the U.N. I'm sure they'll help you in any way possible. Good bye and good riddance to wretched refuse.
Sincerely Lady Liberty
" All that is needed to defeat a people is to convince them that they don't have a common heritage . " As I remember this quote was either from Mao Zhe Dong or General Giap of the North Vietnamese Army. If anybody knows please let me know. Does anybody practice this theory better than the Communists ? We had better wake up soon America or they will be successful.
God bless America !!
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Dear World :
This is Lady Liberty speaking. In light of recent events please consider yourselves notified that I'll be returning your huddled masses yearning to live free , and I do mean totally and completely free and without any responsibilities to anyone or anything whatsoever , and the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, and I do mean wretched in every possible negative connotation , to you in due course. They are too stupid to appreciate my blessings. I'm sure they'll be very happy to return to their Native Lands. I can no longer afford them financially or spiritually. Oh and just in case you get any ideas about refusing their repatriation to your lands please do remember that this Lady is packing.
I'll be sending 92 % of your Melanin Enhanced wretched refuse to the African Paradise founded by and for freed American slaves Liberia. I'm absolutely certain that their Black Worldview will turn this third world shithole into a " Beacon Of Progress " in short order. There will be one exception to this forced exodus. I intend to send The Congressional Black Caucus to Cuba since they like to vacation there rather than my country. It seems like a fitting destination for them. I'm sure they'll be quite pleased to live under Mr. Castro's regime.
I'll be sending 75 % of your Hispanic wretched refuse to Mexico and other assorted Hispanic Banana Republics. I'm sure the Cartels will help them realize their dreams in making the mythical land of Azatlan a reality or shoot them just for fun. Quite honestly I hope it's the latter. Good luck to you Amigos.
I'll be sending 70 % of your Yellow wretched refuse back to The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle. What a joy it will be for me to no longer have to tolerate the flag of the most repressive and backward regime in the world today flying over my Land Of The Free. What's that you say China? You have 1.5 billion people and can't afford to absorb this forced repatriation. Tough break that they're coming. Yes yes I know you'll huff and puff and threaten to blow everybody to smithereens. I also know that in the end you'll run crying to the U.N. like you always do. I suggest that you just save everybody the drama and go immediately to the U.N. They're coming whether you like it or not.
I'll be sending 95 % of your Middle Eastern wretched refuse with an Islamic Jihad philosophy to Israel. That particular problem will be solved in short order. Aside to Israel call me if there is anything I can do to help. Conversely I'll be sending 70 % of your Jewish wretched refuse to The Lands Of Jihad. I think a little up close and personal time with the Jihadis would do these folks a world of good.
I'll be sending ALL of your Intellectually Challenged female wretched refuse to Afghanistan and Iraq. I'm sure the Taliban will be able to explain to these " ladies " patiently and mercifully the errors of their ways. As for all of your Intellectually Challenged male and homosexual wretched refuse they will also be going to Afghanistan and Iraq. The Taliban is having a critical shortage of " girlfriends ". Two birds with one stone as it were.
The forced repatriation will begin in due course. I hope you are as prepared to accept this influx of the unwanted as I was. Should you need assistance with the logistics of this repatriation you may feel free to call me. When the phone is not answered that will be me. I suggest that you call the French or the U.N. I'm sure they'll help you in any way possible. Good bye and good riddance to wretched refuse.
Sincerely Lady Liberty
" All that is needed to defeat a people is to convince them that they don't have a common heritage . " As I remember this quote was either from Mao Zhe Dong or General Giap of the North Vietnamese Army. If anybody knows please let me know. Does anybody practice this theory better than the Communists ? We had better wake up soon America or they will be successful.
God bless America !!
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