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CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } the Other CNBC
Date Line Philadelphia , Pa. July 16, 2011
Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The Watermelon Growers of America. In his communique " Trash Mouth " said the following. " There is an ongoing racist plot by the C.I.A. and the White watermelon growers to market watermelons with a higher concentration of naturally found Viagra in low income predominantly Black inner city markets. The purpose of this plot is to keep inner city Black men in such a state of constant arousal that they are unable to lift themselves out of their current condition." Trash Mouth continued his comments thusly " If this racist plot does not stop immediately we will kill all you Cracka farmers. We are ready to rumble with you in your own fields. We demand reparations from all White farmers for partaking in this heinous racist plot against the noble Panther people "
When asked for a comment regarding " Trash Mouth's " allegations Karen " Cracka " Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. { Cracker Intelligence Agency } just smiled and said this " Perhaps these strong powerful intelligent Black men should just buy peaches. "
Reporting for CNBC live from Texarkana , Tx Bill Melon
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