BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Dateline New York City Nov. 15 , 2011
The Cordoba Center in N.Y.C. is currently under attack by flying pigs. Two Piper Cubs are making repeated passes over the Cordoba Center in N.Y.C. and are bombarding it with Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sausage Links to cheers from all the N.Y.C. Crackers. The head Muslim In Chief has ordered the 7th Air Force Fighter Wing to shoot down the offending "terrorists." American pilots however are unable to answer the call due to the fact of their prolonged hysterical laughter
Stay tuned to CNBC for more details in this story as they emerge.
Reporting live from N.Y.C. for CNBC Connie Chung
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!