BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC
Dateline : Portland Oregon Sep. 8 , 2010
The Pervert Patrols of The Transportation Safety Agency have just announced a stunning arrest. At 7:00 P.M. this evening an elderly Moslem woman by the name of Fatima Ibn Bin Sultan Ibrahim Al Monsour Farooq tried to board a plane to Minneapolis , Mn. For some reason known probably only to himself an Agent of The Pervert Patrol became suspicious of the Moslem Lady. He notified his superiors of the reason for his suspicions and a Hajb ” Love Pat ” was performed. Much to EVERYBODY’S amazement this woman’s true identity was determined. Mr. Jimmy Hoffa is now under arrest and awaiting questioning by the Justice Department.
Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in this story as they emerge.
Reporting live from Portland , Oregon for Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC Inge Johansson.
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!
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