BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!Dateline : Hollywood Ca. July 22 , 2011Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBCHaving issued a warning to the offending party that went unheeded Feminist Attorney Wendy Emily Bustnuttzz today escalated substantially the war between The Confused Man - Children Of Philadelphia er er er I mean The New Black Panther Party and more specifically it's Director Of Communications Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins. Ms. Bustnuttzz has " outed " " Trashmouth ". When asked by CNBC for a comment about today's outing Ms Bustnuttz said the following : " When you are going to represent yourself as a strong powerful Black Man and leader of the Black community it would be wise to make sure there are no skeletons in your closet. Your serve Trashmouth. "It would appear that " Trashmouth " has been leading a secret life outside the public glare. Below are some photos of that life. CNBC is certain you'll find them interesting and entertaining.There he is Ladies and Gentlemen Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins and His Posse in their alternate personnae "The Bronze Bucckeroo And The South Central Cowpokes ". Who are those guys in The Bronze Buckeroo's Posse they look familiar. Nah it couldn't be !! lol CNBC thinks those guys might be King Mal and The Two Revs. We'll get to the bottom of that story in due course.Well it would seem that " Trashmouth "has a taste for Cracker Culture. CNBC thinks this is very strange behavior from a strong militant Black man that advocates " killing the Cracka babies ". CNBC also thinks that it's OK to have an alternate personna and that "Trashmouth" should embrace his Inner Buckeroo. Afterall we all have a skeleton in our closet or in some cases a Cracka in the woodpile as it were. Escape that cultural closet you've confined yourself to Bronze Buckeroo and walk towards the right. Your Cracka family is waiting to welcome you. There are advantages.Below is The Bronze Buckeroo in his youth. It would seem that even then Trashmouth had Cracka proclivities. Who is that Melanin Deficient young woman Bronze Buckeroo?Reporting from Hollywood Ca. for CNBC Ismelda " Cowgirl" PerezTo see the preceding chapters in this cultural clash please click here and here.Power to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. --- The Other CNBC.Dateline : Hollywood , Ca. July 30 , 2010CNBC sources within The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party organization confirm that Mr. Clarence " Trashmouth" Hankins The Director of Communications for the Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia has received the following message from the NAGS { National Association Of Gals - Lesbian Division } As follows :Dear Mr. Hankins my name is Wendy Emily Bustnuttz , I am an attorney representing the young Ladies you threatened yesterday with regards to the T.V. program " The Talk ". The reason I'm am writing you Mr. Hankins is to warn you and your organization The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia that if you personally or any member of your organization ever threatens one of my Cracka Dyke clients or indeed ANY woman in this manner again I will have your balls sitting on my fireplace mantle. I assure you Mr. Hankins that this is no idle threat , I castrate Boys like you for sport. Should you wish to try your luck though then just feel free to go ahead and make my day. I will represent any client that seeks my help pertaining to threats by you or any member of your Man - Child partners in crime pro bono just for the sheer joy of emasculating any of you that dares to cross me. Now for your ebonics speakers that means I will represent any woman threatened by you for free just for the joy of turning you into a whimpering little girl. Oh and Mr. Hankins just so you'll not have any trouble finding me I've included my address , phone number and e-mail below. In closing Mr. Hankins I want you to know that " Trashmouth " is an appropriate nickname for you.Hoping YOU will be making MY day soonW.E. BustnutzzChief : Feminist Law DivisionDewey , Cheatum and Howe331/3 Crooked La.San Francisco , Ca. 928711.808.ibustnuttzwebustnutzz@yahoo.comOur sources inform us that " Trashmouth " is planning his move to Liberia and will be gone very soon.You go Wendy Emily !!! Good job girl !!! Yes yes I know that is an editorial comment.Reporting from Philadelphia for CNBC Savanah CokerTo see what caused this whole fiasco click here.Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake.Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The " Reverend " Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Al " Tawana " Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins of The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man - Children upset is that this new show called " The Talk " is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins replied thusly " This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can't overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets."![]() ![]() CNBC is fervently hoping that " The Talk " will indeed go on the air. Can you imagine the comedic joy in seeing a bunch of Craka Dykes kicking the shit out of some Panther Sista ? lol Yes yes I know yet ANOTHER editorial comment. Are you ready? Here comes another one.When reached by CNBC for a comment as to " Trash Mouth's " threats Ms. Windy Storm the producer of the show replied thusly . " While it's true that the show focuses on FEMALE contributions to society and the family and therefore stars and is produced and directed by females we will be having male guest stars to discuss their familial roles also. It is true that the vast majority of those men will be White , however that was not a conscious decision on our parts. We wanted and indeed invited many Black men to appear on our show. The problem we ran into was that the 30 % of Black males that actually do have a role in their families had a problem that would not allow them to participate. THEY HAD A JOB !!! " " Perhaps in 100 years or so when the other 70 % of Black men take responsibility for their families we will have a big enough pool to draw our guests from"Reporting for CNBC from Hollywood Wink Tisdale.To see what fomented this fiasco please click hereFlour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } the Other CNBCDate Line Philadelphia , Pa. July 16, 2011![]() Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The Watermelon Growers of America. In his communique " Trash Mouth " said the following. " There is an ongoing racist plot by the C.I.A. and the White watermelon growers to market watermelons with a higher concentration of naturally found Viagra in low income predominantly Black inner city markets. The purpose of this plot is to keep inner city Black men in such a state of constant arousal that they are unable to lift themselves out of their current condition." Trash Mouth continued his comments thusly " If this racist plot does not stop immediately we will kill all you Cracka farmers. We are ready to rumble with you in your own fields. We demand reparations from all White farmers for partaking in this heinous racist plot against the noble Panther people "When asked for a comment regarding " Trash Mouth's " allegations Karen " Cracka " Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. { Cracker Intelligence Agency } just smiled and said this " Perhaps these strong powerful intelligent Black men should just buy peaches. "Reporting for CNBC live from Texarkana , Tx Bill MelonFlour to the Crackers !!!![]() We SHALL bake !!!Now go spread your crumbs around CrackersBreaking News From CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp.} --- The Other CNBCDateline : Chattanooga Tn. Nov.29 , 2014Police in Chattanooga Tennessee are on the scene of a rather gruesome murder . The Victim is DaRay Clements a member of the local New Black Panther Party. Mr. Clements was drowned in a giant vat of melted white cheddar cheese at the local Cee Bee restaurant on Oakdale Avenue. Police as yet have no motive or perpetrator for the murder although the bizarre method of the murder would seem to point to a disgruntled member of The Cracker Nation. When contacted by CNBC for a comment regarding this matter CLOTUS { Cracker Leader of The United States} Mr. Matt " The Big Biscuit " Morgan said the following " My condolences go out to the man's family. If it is found that a member of The Cracker Nation was responsible for this mans death I will instruct our courts to prosecute this criminal to the full extent of the law. We do NOT support unjustified violence against anyone." We also asked Mr. Mike Lorie of The American Cracker Lovers Union -- The Other A.C.L.U. for comment. Mr. Lorie replied thusly. " While I find it difficult to believe that any member of Cracker Nation would so dumb as to murder a Black Panther in such an obvious fashion should the facts bear out that that is indeed the case the A.C.L.U. will sue the criminal and his family for every dime they have and for reparations in perpetuity. The dumb cracker would deserve everything he got."Stay tuned for further details as they emerge.Reporting live for CNBC from Chattanooga , Tn. Graham T. Wheat.To learn more about the investigation into Mr. Clements murder click here.Flour to the people!!! We SHALL bake !!!Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.The Great Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater , Tx.By Spaced TeacherShe's beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!She's a Sugar AssassinDear Citizens Of Cracker Nation :A couple of weeks ago The SAPS released a security bulletin entitled " Only In California " . In that bulletin we warned you of a potential new terrorist threat. We told you then that we would update you as soon as details emerged. I'm pleased to announce that our investigation has born fruit. Today I will release details regarding a new terrorist group that The SAPS uncovered.As you may remember from the previous bulletin Victorville , Ca. was having a serious problem with Twinkee , Dig Dong , Reese's Cup and Ben and Jerry pushers. We thought then that the vile , evil , insipid , nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel was heavily involved in this situation. We were right. We also discovered a new terrorist organization allied loosely with the H.S.C. This group is known as "The DOCS" { Dentists Organization to Control Sugar } That's right YOUR children's dentists are involved in a terrorist group. Part of their motivation is obviously to keep their own financial good fortunes flowing but the other part is to fund the Havana Sugar Cartel so that they may obtain world domination. It's true!!! Those guys you thought were nice guys and gals just looking out for your children's best dental health are in reality terrorists. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a Sugar Assassin among them.If you don't wish for your child to become some strung out sugar junkie with rotting teeth going through dumpsters looking for old Reeses Cup , Hershey Bar and Famous Amos cookie wrappers and old Ben and Jerry's cartons to lick and if you don't wish to take out a second home mortgage to pay your child's dental bills then I suggest you get involved NOW and help SAP bust these respectable looking but oh so evil natured sugar pushing dentists.The choice is yours :As usual we encourage the citizens of Cracker Nation to report suspicious activity. You may post your tips in this blog. Do not worry Wordpress has a T.S. 15 rating. Wordpress IS a secure communication medium.As always remain |
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