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Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. --- The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Helena Montana Aug. 13 , 2013

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen this is Luis " The Mariachi " Gonzalez reporting from the headquarters of The National Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association in Helena , Montana where Mr. William " Wild Bill " Stanley, President of The National Professional Rodeo Cowboy's Association is about to make a statement. And now for Mr. Stanley's statement.

" Friends , Cowboys and Cowgirls I'm pleased to make this announcement on behalf of the N.P.R.C.A. and in honor and support of the recent generous offer extended by the Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants. We are pleased to tell you that we have reached agreement with the aforementioned group to offer Rodeo College at all of their historically Black Universities and Colleges. Our curriculum will consist of the various Cowboy Arts and will be taught by faculty approved by the N.P.R.C.A. This will be a full four year degree granting program focusing on future employment in the Rodeo industry and will be a very hands on experience. Our goal is to help our Melanin Enhanced Brothers and Sisters to attain gainful employment in our industry and to bring a little good old fashioned Cracker Culture and diversity to these historically culturally deprived Black Institutions Of Higher Learning. We are also pleased to be able to announce that twice a month the N.P.R.C.A. will be bringing free Rodeo Under The Stars and country music concerts to inner city neighborhoods countrywide. Our first Rodeo and concert will take place Labor Day week-end and will feature Asleep At The Wheel, Allen Jackson , and Charley Pride. Also be aware that The Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants will not only be attending but will be active participants. We look forward to a mutually satisfying cultural and educational experience with our Melanin Enhanced friends. See you in the fall. Thank you for your time."

Well CNBC can't wait for this. Kudos to the N.P.R.C.A. for Cowboying up and answering the challenge. It should be great fun to see Rev. Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson bronc busting , Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton bull riding. He'll probably be good at that considering he's slung so much bull over the years, and Rev. " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan and Morris " Money Man " Dees boogeying down to Asleep At The Wheel.

CNBC Hopes we see you there.

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL BAKE !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline : Hollywood Ca. July 22 , 2011

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. - The OTHER CNBC

Having issued a warning to the offending party that went unheeded Feminist Attorney Wendy Emily Bustnuttzz today escalated substantially the war between The Confused Man - Children Of Philadelphia er er er I mean The New Black Panther Party and more specifically it's Director Of Communications Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins. Ms. Bustnuttzz has " outed " " Trashmouth ". When asked by CNBC for a comment about today's outing Ms Bustnuttz said the following : " When you are going to represent yourself as a strong powerful Black Man and leader of the Black community it would be wise to make sure there are no skeletons in your closet. Your serve Trashmouth. "

It would appear that " Trashmouth " has been leading a secret life outside the public glare. Below are some photos of that life. CNBC is certain you'll find them interesting and entertaining.

There he is Ladies and Gentlemen Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins and His Posse in their alternate personnae "The Bronze Bucckeroo And The South Central Cowpokes ". Who are those guys in The Bronze Buckeroo's Posse they look familiar. Nah it couldn't be !! lol CNBC thinks those guys might be King Mal and The Two Revs. We'll get to the bottom of that story in due course.

Well it would seem that " Trashmouth "has a taste for Cracker Culture. CNBC thinks this is very strange behavior from a strong militant Black man that advocates " killing the Cracka babies ". CNBC also thinks that it's OK to have an alternate personna and that "Trashmouth" should embrace his Inner Buckeroo. Afterall we all have a skeleton in our closet or in some cases a Cracka in the woodpile as it were. Escape that cultural closet you've confined yourself to Bronze Buckeroo and walk towards the right. Your Cracka family is waiting to welcome you. There are advantages.

Below is The Bronze Buckeroo in his youth. It would seem that even then Trashmouth had Cracka proclivities. Who is that Melanin Deficient young woman Bronze Buckeroo?

Reporting from Hollywood Ca. for CNBC Ismelda " Cowgirl" Perez

To see the preceding chapters in this cultural clash please click here and here.

Power to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

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BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. --- The Other CNBC.

Dateline : Hollywood , Ca. July 30 , 2010

CNBC sources within The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party organization confirm that Mr. Clarence " Trashmouth" Hankins The Director of Communications for the Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia has received the following message from the NAGS { National Association Of Gals - Lesbian Division } As follows :

Dear Mr. Hankins my name is Wendy Emily Bustnuttz , I am an attorney representing the young Ladies you threatened yesterday with regards to the T.V. program " The Talk ". The reason I'm am writing you Mr. Hankins is to warn you and your organization The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia that if you personally or any member of your organization ever threatens one of my Cracka Dyke clients or indeed ANY woman in this manner again I will have your balls sitting on my fireplace mantle. I assure you Mr. Hankins that this is no idle threat , I castrate Boys like you for sport. Should you wish to try your luck though then just feel free to go ahead and make my day. I will represent any client that seeks my help pertaining to threats by you or any member of your Man - Child partners in crime pro bono just for the sheer joy of emasculating any of you that dares to cross me. Now for your ebonics speakers that means I will represent any woman threatened by you for free just for the joy of turning you into a whimpering little girl. Oh and Mr. Hankins just so you'll not have any trouble finding me I've included my address , phone number and e-mail below. In closing Mr. Hankins I want you to know that " Trashmouth " is an appropriate nickname for you.

Hoping YOU will be making MY day soon

W.E. Bustnutzz

Chief : Feminist Law Division

Dewey , Cheatum and Howe

331/3 Crooked La.

San Francisco , Ca. 92871

1.808.ibustnuttz

webustnutzz@yahoo.com

Our sources inform us that " Trashmouth " is planning his move to Liberia and will be gone very soon.

You go Wendy Emily !!! Good job girl !!! Yes yes I know that is an editorial comment.

Reporting from Philadelphia for CNBC Savanah Coker

To see what caused this whole fiasco click here.

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake.

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011

The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The " Reverend " Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Al " Tawana " Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins of The Confused Man - Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man - Children upset is that this new show called " The Talk " is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins replied thusly " This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can't overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets."

CNBC is fervently hoping that " The Talk " will indeed go on the air. Can you imagine the comedic joy in seeing a bunch of Craka Dykes kicking the shit out of some Panther Sista ? lol Yes yes I know yet ANOTHER editorial comment. Are you ready? Here comes another one.

When reached by CNBC for a comment as to " Trash Mouth's " threats Ms. Windy Storm the producer of the show replied thusly . " While it's true that the show focuses on FEMALE contributions to society and the family and therefore stars and is produced and directed by females we will be having male guest stars to discuss their familial roles also. It is true that the vast majority of those men will be White , however that was not a conscious decision on our parts. We wanted and indeed invited many Black men to appear on our show. The problem we ran into was that the 30 % of Black males that actually do have a role in their families had a problem that would not allow them to participate. THEY HAD A JOB !!! " " Perhaps in 100 years or so when the other 70 % of Black men take responsibility for their families we will have a big enough pool to draw our guests from"

Reporting for CNBC from Hollywood Wink Tisdale.

To see what fomented this fiasco please click here

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } the Other CNBC

Date Line Philadelphia , Pa. July 16, 2011

Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The Watermelon Growers of America. In his communique " Trash Mouth " said the following. " There is an ongoing racist plot by the C.I.A. and the White watermelon growers to market watermelons with a higher concentration of naturally found Viagra in low income predominantly Black inner city markets. The purpose of this plot is to keep inner city Black men in such a state of constant arousal that they are unable to lift themselves out of their current condition." Trash Mouth continued his comments thusly " If this racist plot does not stop immediately we will kill all you Cracka farmers. We are ready to rumble with you in your own fields. We demand reparations from all White farmers for partaking in this heinous racist plot against the noble Panther people "

When asked for a comment regarding " Trash Mouth's " allegations Karen " Cracka " Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. { Cracker Intelligence Agency } just smiled and said this " Perhaps these strong powerful intelligent Black men should just buy peaches. "

Reporting for CNBC live from Texarkana , Tx Bill Melon

Flour to the Crackers !!!

We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

Breaking News From CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp.} --- The Other CNBC

Dateline : Chattanooga Tn. Nov.29 , 2014

Police in Chattanooga Tennessee are on the scene of a rather gruesome murder . The Victim is DaRay Clements a member of the local New Black Panther Party. Mr. Clements was drowned in a giant vat of melted white cheddar cheese at the local Cee Bee restaurant on Oakdale Avenue. Police as yet have no motive or perpetrator for the murder although the bizarre method of the murder would seem to point to a disgruntled member of The Cracker Nation. When contacted by CNBC for a comment regarding this matter CLOTUS { Cracker Leader of The United States} Mr. Matt " The Big Biscuit " Morgan said the following " My condolences go out to the man's family. If it is found that a member of The Cracker Nation was responsible for this mans death I will instruct our courts to prosecute this criminal to the full extent of the law. We do NOT support unjustified violence against anyone." We also asked Mr. Mike Lorie of The American Cracker Lovers Union -- The Other A.C.L.U. for comment. Mr. Lorie replied thusly. " While I find it difficult to believe that any member of Cracker Nation would so dumb as to murder a Black Panther in such an obvious fashion should the facts bear out that that is indeed the case the A.C.L.U. will sue the criminal and his family for every dime they have and for reparations in perpetuity. The dumb cracker would deserve everything he got."

Stay tuned for further details as they emerge.

Reporting live for CNBC from Chattanooga , Tn. Graham T. Wheat.

To learn more about the investigation into Mr. Clements murder click here.

Flour to the people!!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

The Great Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater , Tx.

By Spaced Teacher

She's beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!

She's a Sugar Assassin

Dear Citizens Of Cracker Nation :

A couple of weeks ago The SAPS released a security bulletin entitled " Only In California " . In that bulletin we warned you of a potential new terrorist threat. We told you then that we would update you as soon as details emerged. I'm pleased to announce that our investigation has born fruit. Today I will release details regarding a new terrorist group that The SAPS uncovered.

As you may remember from the previous bulletin Victorville , Ca. was having a serious problem with Twinkee , Dig Dong , Reese's Cup and Ben and Jerry pushers. We thought then that the vile , evil , insipid , nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel was heavily involved in this situation. We were right. We also discovered a new terrorist organization allied loosely with the H.S.C. This group is known as "The DOCS" { Dentists Organization to Control Sugar } That's right YOUR children's dentists are involved in a terrorist group. Part of their motivation is obviously to keep their own financial good fortunes flowing but the other part is to fund the Havana Sugar Cartel so that they may obtain world domination. It's true!!! Those guys you thought were nice guys and gals just looking out for your children's best dental health are in reality terrorists. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a Sugar Assassin among them.

If you don't wish for your child to become some strung out sugar junkie with rotting teeth going through dumpsters looking for old Reeses Cup , Hershey Bar and Famous Amos cookie wrappers and old Ben and Jerry's cartons to lick and if you don't wish to take out a second home mortgage to pay your child's dental bills then I suggest you get involved NOW and help SAP bust these respectable looking but oh so evil natured sugar pushing dentists.

The choice is yours :

As usual we encourage the citizens of Cracker Nation to report suspicious activity. You may post your tips in this blog. Do not worry Wordpress has a T.S. 15 rating. Wordpress IS a secure communication medium.

As always remain VIGILANT. The BASTARDS are everywhere.

Major Dee Mentia

Lead Investigator { T.G.S.A.C.S.T.}

Area 61 Sugar Mountain

Maple Sugar Country

U.S.A.

majordeementia@yahoo.com

1-800-The-SAPS

www.crackernationnews.wordpress.com

By Spacedteacher

RACHEL BYRD Staff Writer March 20, 2008 - 3:27PM VICTORVILLE — With candy sales banned on school campuses, sugar pushers are the latest trend at local schools. Backpacks are filled with Snickers and Twinkees for all sweet tooths willing to pay the price. “It’s created a little underground economy, with businessmen selling everything from a pack of skittles to an energy drink,” said Jim Nason, principal at Hook Junior High School in Victorville. This has become a lucrative business, Nason said, and those kids are walking around campus with upwards of $40 in their pockets and disrupting class to make a sale. Schools have been individually banning junk-food sales for years, and enforcement was increased in 2005 when Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger passed legislation to combat childhood obesity, according to the office of the governor. Since then, schools have slowly adjusted by offering more healthy alternatives, such as baked chips and granola bars. But Nason said that he sees just as much candy and soda as ever, because students still bring it from home — for lunch, and to turn a profit. “I think it’s original purpose was pretty good, but it doesn’t seem to be making that big of a difference,” said teacher Rolayne Allen of the junk-food ban. Teachers are instructed to confiscate candy when kids have it in class, Nason said, and the punishment for making sales can be detention. But confiscating candy all the time can be challenging, Allen said, especially around the holidays when students bring more of it to school. Daryl Bell, principal at Apple Valley Middle School, said that he also sees an increase in candy around the holidays, but that for the most part, students steer clear of sodas and buy juice and water from the vending machines. A few candy sellers are caught each year there, Bell said, but he does not see it as a problem on campus. Since Hook moved away from junk food years ago, Nason said he has not seen a change in student health. “I think they get a good nutritional lunch here, but looking at our kids and looking at physical education scores, I don’t see how it’s been a highly effective program,” Nason said. One way around the problem is the school’s lunch accounts, Nason said. Parents can monitor what their kids are eating by putting money on their lunch cards to buy school meals instead of handing them cash. But as long as kids can get candy, from the store and at home, they will continue to bring it to school, Nason said. Rachel Byrd can be reached at 951-6232, or by e-mail at rbyrd@vvdailypress.com.

"The Great Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx"

" The Great Sugar Assassin Caper Of Sweetwater Texas" and all characters ,places,plot lines. mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spacedteacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spacedteacher.

"The Great Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx." while OBVIOUSLY the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was cause for great concern for him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil AND to protect the author,ME against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!

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Dateline : Kansas City , Mo. July 19 , 2010

The N.A.A.C.P. today announced that in conjunction with The New Black Panther Party , Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton , and The Southern Poverty Law Center they will sue The Food Channel. Mr. Glen Envious The N.A.A.C.P. Executive Director when asked for a comment about the pending suit by Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp said the following. " While we certainly applaud The Food Channel's efforts to raise the American citizenry's awareness and preparedness of how to survive emergency situations as relates to what foods to stock and how during these troubling times however we find it vexing that they included no Black foods such as okra , collard greens , turnips , fried chicken , cole slaw , black eyed peas , corn bread , etc etc on their list. We think this is a heinous , vile racist plot on the part of The Food Channel to starve The Noble People of Color in America during emergencies such as Hurricane Katrina. We demand that this plot be stopped immeditely and that The Food Channel be required to pay reparations to The Noble People of Color in perpetuity and to promote okra , collard greens , turnips and other Food of Color on their T.V. shows." Mr. Clarence " Trash Mouth " Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party when asked for a comment by CNBC replied. " The Food Channell had better cease and desist in their racist plot against The Noble Panther People of America --- OR ELSE!!! If they refuse we will rumble with those Cracka chefs in their own kitchens."

Wouldn't you all just love to see a bunch of Lady chefs beat the Hell out of some Black Panthers with a whisk? lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

BEWARE Panthers she has a BIG fork and she's NOT afraid to use it!!

To see what started this whole brouhaha simply click on this link.

Reporting live for CNBC from Kansas City , Mo. Sara Lee

Flour to the Crackers!!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!!