Dear Fellow Crackers :
CNBC thinks that it's time that we had our own Cracker handshake / greeting / salute. The Brothas have their own 37 gyration and 22 twists handshake. Crackers have their own also. It's a very simple yet effective greeting. As follows : R hand just below left cheek , forefinger and thumb in the shape of a C , remaining three fingers sticking straight up ,a cracker of any variety in L hand when possible , a big smile on your face and a warm hello in your heart.
CNBC suggests that the next time a Brotha or Sista gives you the 37 Gyrations and 22 twists you just simply confuse them by doing the elegant and understated Cracker greeting as described above. I'm sure that the Brothas and Sistas will be confounded at first but in no time they'll see the humor.
Cracker Culture NOW and forever. Flour to the Crackers !!!
We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your salute Crackers.
P.S. : Brothas and Sistas please forgive me for my good natured humor towards you guys. The Cracker Devil made me do it.
Breaking News Cracker News Broadcasting Corp.
Dateline : The Cracker Riveria Coastal Carolina Nov. 29 , 2014
CNBC has just received the following e-mail from CLOTUS " Cracker Leader Of The United States} Matt "Cracker" Morgan As follows : " Dear Citizens of The Cracker Nation today I am calling for a one million Cracker pic nic at the Bluegrass Music Festival scheduled for Memorial Day week-end in Steele Alabama. I invite all the various Crackers of Cracker Nation to come boogie down for the week-end. Please do remember to pick up all your Crackers wrappers though. We would not want to give The New Black Panther Party Litter Police or any of their other nefarious affiliated groups any reason to accuse us of a racist litter plot against their Noble People. See you Labor Day week-end Crackers. BOOGIE DOWN !!!"
CNBC has it from very reliable sources that " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan will appear in an effort to heal the wounds between the Noble Panther People and The Cracker Nation. I hope that is true. I'd love to watch " Calypso " Louie boogieing down with CLOTUS . How Surreal would THAT be? lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Here is another one. I find it curious the The Black Trash would be so worried about garbage.
Stay tuned to CNBC for further details as they emerge
Reporting for CNBC from Steele , Alabama Tucker " The Bluegrass Badass " Marshall
" Flour to the Crackers!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs Crackers.
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.