Because Rev. Al Says So !!!

BULLETTIN !!! BULLETTIN !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. -- The OTHER CNBC

Dateline K.C. Mo. Nov. 11 , 2012

Mr. Ben Envious of The NAACP along with the usual Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants , the Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton of Operation PUSH , The Rev. " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris " Money Man " Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The Rev. Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition and Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins The Minister Of Communications for The Cute Brown Kitties er er I mean The New Black Panther Party announced today that they will NOT be filing a law suit claiming racial discrimination on behalf of Herman Cain or his accusers. When asked for a comment regarding this matter by CNBC the Rev. Al " Tawana " Sharpton replied thusly : " We do NOT represent Krackers of the Well Toasted or any other variety regardless of the merits of the case. Mr. Cain is just another Uncle Tom to us. His Melanin Deficient attitude about life and our experience and struggle disqualifies him from the Black Race as far as we are concerned. As for representing Mr. Cain's accusers even we find it hard to believe that Mr. Cain would assualt anybody with a frozen turkey. Bubba wouldn't even try that one!! lol " Mr. Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins of The Cute Brown Kitties er er I mean The New Black Panther Party. { DAMN } when asked for a comment about this matter replied thusly : " We agree with Reverend Sharpton about representing Mr. Cain or his accusers. We also agree with The Reverend Farrakhan's attitude regarding the Melanin Deficient among us. Their whiteness sickitates us also. We'll rumble with these Krackers anytime anywhere that WE have the upper hand. "

Quite a Rogues Gallery wouldn't you agree?

You heard it right folks there is something concerning Black people that The Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants won't file a racism suit over. I never though I'd live long enough to see this. The Red Sox , White Sox , Blackhawks , Patriots and Bruins all win a championship in the last decade and now this. If you're a betting man or woman I'd suggest you rush right down to your neighborhood bookie and put a hundred on the Cubs. " Dem bums " are due. lol Yes yes I know editorial comments. Seriously how many times do I need to tell you? It's MY blog so I'll say what I DAMN well please.

Meanwhile Mr. Cain's popularity continues to soar among The Kracker People. There has been a new political action committe formed to promote " The Godfather Of Pepperoni's " Presidential campaign entitled " Honkies For Herman " They have quite a catchy slogan " Cain is able . " They're some smart Krackers these Honkies For Herman. Mr. Cain has had no comment for CNBC when asked. We think that sly grin says it all. It's a surreal world isn't it. Yes yes I know.

Reporting live from K.C. Mo. for CNBC Graham T. Wheat.

Flour To the Krackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers!!