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Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Dateline : Provo , Utah April 2 , 2012
CNBC just received a tip from an unidentified caller that there has been another " Trayvoning " at Utah State University. A young Black male pre - dental student at Utah State University identified as Dennis Clemmons while walking home from the Library at 8: 30 P.M. was " Trayvoned " by a Mestizo - Albanian security guard. Police are enroute to the scene. Our sources have informed us of a few preliminary facts in this sad event. As follows : Spike Lee has Tweeted the addresses of all Mestizo - Albanians in an effort to ensure that the perpetrator of this heinous racist crime will not go unpunished. Sixteen elderly Mestizo - Albanian couples and one Canadian couple have been forced from their homes as a result of Mr. Lee's G.P.S. malfunctioning. Roseanne Barr is said to be urging a boycott of The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Albania. The Reverends Al " Tawana " Sharpton and Jessie " Hymie Town " Jackson are enroute to Provo. They have reserved rooms at The Hyatt and have dinner reservations at The Chic Shack. A strong show of Civil Disobedience has been promised. They have sent ACORN organizers into the Utah State University campus to organize the Black students. So far no students have signed up. The good Revs are said to be in such a panic about the lack of interest exhibited from the Black students of U.S.U. that they are bussing in a vicious Cub Scout troop from " Da Hood ". In a joint statement they have said that the constant and pervasive attack on the Black people of Provo must stop. To date CNBC has received no complaints from the 12 Black people that live in Provo about being under attack. Keith Olberman is looking for a microphone -- ANY --- microphone. The NAACP has blamed George Bush and Rush Limbaugh for creating the culture of hate that allowed this crime to take place. President Obama was too busy counting the profits from his " Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie " sale to comment. Perhaps he'll take a break from his next golf game and address the nation on this horrific event. Our sources report that he is consulting a map of the continent in the Oval Office trying to find Utah. We can hear your laughter from here. You are a vicious bunch of Crackers !!! Cut the man some slack there are 57 states afterall . Yes yes I know editorial comment. You people never let me slide. Clarence " Trashmouth " Hankins Communications Director for The Cute Brown Kitties er er I mean The New Black Panther Party speaking by phone from his hideout in Liberia promised that The Noble Panther People would rumble with these Mestizo - Albanian Crackers in the streets of Provo and if The Mormon Cracker Police got in their way they had better be on very good terms with Moroni. CNBC thinks this might be a fight that The Confused Man-Children Of Philadelphia can win. How many Mestizo - Albanians are there in America? All bets are off however if The Mormon Cracker Police side with the Mesals .Yes yes it is hard to believe that Trashmouth is still hiding in abject terror of Feminist Atty. W. E. Bustnuttzz. Congresswoman Maxine " Troubled " Waters and The Congressional Black Caucus were unavailable for comment. They are on vacation in Cuba. Rev. " Calypso " Louis Farrakhan has blamed the Jews. Points for independence to Calspso Louie. It gets so boring when they all blame George and Rush. Yes yes I know yet another editorial comment. Michelle Obama was having a BIG Mac at the time of this incident and has not finished yet. The Rap and Hip Hop Communites are busy trying to figure out how to bring Gangsta Cuture to Utah and make a buck off these stupid Mormon Crackers. The Elders of The Mormon Church are laughing their asses off at this whole incident.
CNBC is confident that while the situation in Provo is tense right now cooler heads will prevail. CNBC is also confident that if you knew at the second sentence that this whole report was 100 % bullshit then you are a Conservative and know better than to believe anything that any of the above mentioned nefarious and loathsome individuals have to say. Seriously when was the last time a Black pre -dental student was " Trayvonned " while walking home from the library at 8: 30 P.M .? That would be ---- NEVER !!
CNBC has absolutley no doubt that if you believed any of this you are either a Dumbass Liberal / Progressive / Black Militant that is too stupid to live or Al Sharpton in which case you should be thankfull that God protects drunks and fools. You're covered twice.
Not reporting live from Provo , Utah Chuck " The BIG Mike " Fletcher
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL Bake !!
Now go spread your Crumbs around Crackers
Inspiration for this " news report " came from my Well Toasted Cracker Lady friends Vanessa " Sapphire " Anderson and Dr. Loretta " Doc G " Gilmore. Thanks Ladies.
Greetings from The Cracker Riviera.