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Dateline : The Homeland Security Department Washington D.C. Nov. 12 , 2012
The Homeland Security Department has just issued a terror alert for Minneapolis , Mn. According to " Big Sis " of The H.S.D. there is currently a team of highly skilled and extremely dangerous terrorists enroute to Minneapolis , Mn. This team consists of nineteen blue haired Lutheran Swedish grandmothers who are allegedly traveling to Minneapolis to see their grandsons play in a local hockey tournament. H.S.D suspects that these Swedish grannies have hidden their explosives in the Swedish apple cake and hockey sticks that they have brought their grandsons as gifts.
H.S.D. has surveillance video of these nefarious Grannies engaging in such suspicious activities as going to Church , singing Protestant Hymns , cross wearing , speaking Swedish inviting the American people to sample Swedish coffee and pastry.
and God FORBID eating ham !!
H.S.D. has alerted the Transportation Safety Agency to be on the lookout for these Hockey HitGrannies. T.S.A. has deployed their Pervert Patrols and has assured " Big Sis " that these stone cold killer Grannies will NOT give them the slip.
H.S.D. urges the American public to treat these inhuman bloodless Grannies with EXTREME caution should they be stumbled upon. CNBC urges the American public to dismiss this idiocy out of hand as they do the vast majority of what our government tells us and have a good chuckle about it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. What can I say these morons invite ridicule it would be impolite on my part not to respond in kind.
Reporting from Washington D.C. live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC Inger Svenson
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